Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

*UD brings out the cake after everyone's moved down one chair so we can get clean cups.


A very merry unbirthday to you.
Count: To who?
To you.
Count: Oh me.

Count: A wery merry unbirthday to me.
Me: To who?
Count: To me.
Me: Oh you.

Both: A very merry unbirthday to us.
Mally: A very meeeeeeeerry unbiiiiiiirthdaaaaaaay to you!
*Firework candles on top of the cake blast off and explode in the air.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- OFF WITH THAT COSTUME'S HEAD!

Ojo- OK A costume is fine...

Tutter- Cake! Can I have a piece? And maybe one for Ms Bored-To-Tears over here? (points to me)

 

[The Count]

*Starts sending saucers flying to people at the tea party, loaded with cake slices.
Night all, gotta head off to Dreamland.
*Travels to bed by hat.
Mally: Oh, traveling by hat's my favorite way to travel!

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (sighs, thinking about the RTL video game script as she watches tv in the common room)

Rizzo: We're back.

Me: Great! How did it go?

Turbo: We nearly lost our heads.

Me (nods): Way too much partying, huh?

Oscar (peeks out of his trash can): No -- she meant literally! If I hadn't given her some heads o' rotten lettuce dressed up as tea partier heads ... we'd be next!

Me: Poor baby! You nearly didn't make it out of there with your heads, huh? *giggles*

Oscar (nods): Still, everyone was starting to feel real rotten towards the end, so I thought it was a great time, heheheheh.

Me (facepalm)

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- (throws lettuce heads in garbage) Ugh! I can't believe Oscar did that to me!

Ojo- You weren't getting real heads!

Me- (chuckles) I didn't want real heads. I was only pretending. But, since I was pretending... I'm not a real queen.

Tutter- Awwww... You were really having fun, huh?

Me- Yeah. It's nice to be noticed by alot of your friends once in a while as a queen or a more important person. (sighs, chuckles) It was nice of Turbo and the others to keep me company even though I was a little...

Ojo- Mad?

Me- Hahaha! Yep.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Ojo- Poor T.. she's so sad today. I wonder how we can cheer her up.

Tutter- Maybe some cheese would help!

Ojo- Um, no. That cheers you up!

Tutter- ...oh, yea. (chuckles) I could go for some cheese right now. Swiss, cheddar, mozzarella... (sighs dreamily)

Ojo- Snap out of it! We have to cheer her up. I hate seeing her so sad. Hmmm... (writes a note, "T is feeling down and we need your help. Thanks! - Ojo and Tutter" and folds it into a paper airplane) I'll send this to Kelly and her roomies. Maybe they can help. (opens door and the note flies inside their room)

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (gets stuck in the eyeball with a paper airplane): OWWWWW!

*all poof in front of T's room with happy clown faces*

All: Ta-DAAAA!

Me (is also dressed in a purple suit for some reason, LOL): We hear misery loves company -- so voila! Here we are!

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Ojo- Yay! You came. Sorry about the airplane. A bear cub can only throw so much. She's sad that she's not a real queen and we haven't been able to cheer her up all day. She's in her room if you want to see her.

Tutter- Be warned- she hasn't even smiled. And that's strange- even for her! I know you guys can make her smile again. (chuckles) You sure made me laugh! You look so silly! By the way, I hope you still have those Knave outfits, 'cause you never know when they might come in handy.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me: Ah, a quest to make T smile, eh?

Rizzo: I don't gotta be dat Charizard t'ing again, do I?

Me (snaps fingers, making Rizzo a cute fuzzy plush rat with big eyes and a pink tail)

Rizzo: O_O

Me (hands Toy Rizzo to T): Milady! I have just the thing to make you crack a grin.

Oscar (back in his knave's outfit, grudgingly, holding an ice pick)

Turbo: Yo, Oscah ... what's wit' da ice pick?

Oscar: I'm here ta make her CRACK a grin!

Turbo (facepalms, to T): Milady, I offah you a much greatah present dan some silly stuffed rat --.

Toy Rizzo: 'EY!

Turbo (bows, holding a crown made out of paper clips and gemstones): Dis here's been in da Doozah Dome fer ages ... worn by da very first Doozah king.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me: IT scares the daylights out of me.

Oscar: We were just dressed as clowns!

Me: Joker is hot. IT is not.