Hensonville City 2010

[RedPiggy]

Me (giggles as she slaps a red heart on Oscar's eye and shoves him to T)

Rizzo: I bettah get paid fer dis.

Turbo (dressed as the Knave, for now): Fear not, fair maiden!

Me: Me?

Turbo: Of course not! *cuddles up to T* Dis is da queen fer me.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Ojo- RUN, YOU 2! While you have a chance! Oh, dear...

Me- Turbo? Well, it's better than none (hugs him) Red hearts all the way, sister!

Tutter- (comes back as cardguard, waving plastic sword at Rizzo) Take that and that and that!

 

[The Count]

Wha? Two knaves? Meh, why not.
*Butters tadpoles onto T's toast. (Don't worry, it's just mint green jelly).
*Uncle D shows up dressed as Bayard, loyally protecting Kelly from any daggers the knaves might pull out.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Ooh, thank you! (eats toast) Delicious!

Ojo- Where's Alice?

Me- No idea... (sees Bayard) Oh, look who it is. It's the traitor!

Ojo- Now, now, no fighting, remember?

Me- (glares at White Queen) I'll try my best...

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (smiles at Ed): Double the pleasure, double the fun! However, it's my bedtime, as my energy is done. *bows and airkisses the Red Queen and poofs back to room 2*

Rizzo (to Oscar): I guess we're stuck wit' T tonight.

Oscar (thinks): Might be fun.

Turbo (to T): I wanna sleep ovah, you lovely piece o' work, you.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- (giggles) You really know how to impress your Queen. (to Oscar) What about you? Now that the White Queen is gone... (neglects air kiss), you don't have to hold back any compliments for me.

Tutter- Oh, brother...

Ojo- Nobody listens to me. I TOLD you guys to run, but NOOOOOOOO!

 

[The Count]

Mmm, it seems we've lost a queen. Oh well, so long as the rest of the party's here.

*Uncle D decides to remain as Bayard, now protectively guarding the Ed Hatter instead.

*Spreads jabberwock blood onto his own toast.
*Refills teacups with the brown bubbly squeak.

*Count laughs as he now counts his bats done up as the rest of the suit from 2 to 10 of Spades.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Lose a queen, gain Wonderland!

Ojo- She just went to bed!

Tutter- I think this whole "queen" thing has gone to your head.

Me- Aw, come on! Everyone likes it. Even my Knave -well, Knaves - love it. And they love me!

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- This tea party is boring me to tears...

Ojo- You're not crying.

Me- It's just an expression. But, when I'm bored, HEADS COME OFF!

Ojo- Uh-oh...

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Knaves, prepare to get some more heads. Either that or I set my Dodo bird on them for my amusement.

Ojo- (to RF) Awww! You're so cute! (to me) And NO HEADS!