Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

*Mally scurries into Digit's coat, creating and attaching a filter made out of a spare kettle.

Me, to the enhanced cyborg: Ah, I think you're now ready to join the dance White Knight.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (ears perk up at the mention of free tea, zooms over to the tea party, dressed as the White Queen, holding out an empty cup of tea): Please, sir -- may I have some more? *bats eyes*

 

[The Count]

Me, to Kelly: So you think you can blink those pretty little eyes at me and I'll melt?
Well, yeah, I will. *Serves her tea with a pinch of happy thoughts.

*Count's dressed as the Ace, painting white roses red and counting them before painting them white again.
*Uncle D noshes on an oyster or two.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Ojo- Absolem! You're late!

Me- (laughs) He looks so silly! Hahahahaha!

Tutter- (dressed as a little flower, crawls on the table) Ojo, why'd you do this to me?

Ojo- It was either a flower or one of the Red Queen's court people.

Tutter- .....I'll take the flower.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- (scoffs) Fair day... Look who's here. (points to White Queen) Not so fair now, is it? OFF WITH-

Ojo- NO! Not now! We're having tea, not a fight! Can't you be nice for once?

Me- Hmph. I'll try my best. (looks around) Where's the Knave of Hearts? Hopefully, he hasn't found another queen to love... (whispers) 'cause he's so HOT!

Ojo- (rolls eyes)

 

[The Count]

*Tosses a teacake Tutter's way. Hmm, maybe you'd prefer a cardguard suit instead? *Pulls out cissors and snips one instantly. There, that should be the right size. Change if you want, it's your choice. So we're still having tea. What a delicious thing to have, even if we've lost most of the tea.

 

[RedPiggy]

Cait: Ah, Your Majesties, how delightful for you to join us on this fair day.

Me (bows): Why, you're quite welcome. I give it a week before my angelic visage is used in AMV's on Youtube to portray the one who broke yon Goblin King's heart. Have you found yourself satisfactory, lately? I did so miss our get-togethers.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Tutter- Wow! That's so cool! Haha! Be right back! (scurries away)

Ojo- You had to make him a cardguard...

Me- It's better than being a Jabberwockey anyday! (whimpers) My poor Jabberwockey...

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (poofs Rizzo dressed as a dragon): Here you go. *hands a squirming Rizzowocky to T*

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- (squeals) Thank you, dear sister! Your head is safe for now. (hugs Rizzo) YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Ojo- I warn anyone who's gonna be the Knave, stay away from T! She will go mad!

Me- In a good way, of course!