Hensonville City 2010

[RedPiggy]

All *watches the movie, chomping on popcorn*

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- O_O .... well, I'll try anything new once. I'll take it. (whispers to Kelly) When the scary parts come up, tell me. I never saw this before.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Hey, Kelly. Good luck on your job hunting... again. I'm sure you'll find something great to do!

Tuter- With the way things are now? (scoffs)

Me- Tutter! (to Kelly) Don't listen to him. Just keep trying and don't give up! We know you can do it and you can always turn to us for help if you need anything.

Ojo- Is someone eating fruit salad in here? I can smell it and I'm so hungry! HEY! Whoever has the fruit, care to share some?

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- That's good to know. Well, it's Springtime now, so something good is bound to happen! I might go and buy some flowers or seeds to plant.

Tutter- Don't forget to get some cheese seeds.

Me- Right. I'll get- Cheese seeds? Tutter, cheese doesn't grow on trees. They come from cows! I'll bring some vegetable and fruit seeds, though.

Ojo- Yay! And the money seeds too, right?

Me- Yep. The mo- Oh, ha ha, Ojo... (chuckles) Does anyone want to come along and join me? I plan on going to Everybody Eats afterwards.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- WHOA! (laughs) You guys are too much... Thanks for coming with me. You guys are the best! But, how are we going to get there?

Ojo- It's a beautiful day outside. Why don't you walk?

Me- I'm too lazy to walk...

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (shrugs): I got a car.

Rizzo (shakes head): You can fit in it jus' barely!

Me (shrugs): Maybe there's a taxi service? Or bus service?

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- (sighs) Well, I don't really feel like spending more money on a taxi or a bus. Do you guys have bikes? Or roller skates?

Ojo- Oooh! Oooh! I have a bike! But, I think it's too big for Rizzo and Turbo. And Kelly would probably squash it...

 

[The Count]

Man, I can't follow none of this.
*Listens to MCR instead.
*Crashes in couch, snoring aloud and dead to the world.

 

[RedPiggy]

Sarah and Bear (sitting and staring at Roosenfelt Lefty expectantly, wagging their tails)

Rizzo: Yo! Anyone seen da mutts!

Me (in the bathroom): THEY'RE NOT MUTTS -- THEY'RE PUREBRED!

Rizzo: Whatevah. *sighs, spots them near Lefty* O_O What da --? Yo, An Boy -- what da heck are you up to? Yer gonna impress da goils by lookin' like you belong in kiddegarten? Really?

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (files yet another job application)

Rizzo (coming back into room 2 from messing with Lefty): Ah, tryin' ta hit yer head against da wall again, huh?

Me (nods): Yeah, didn't fly the first time. But they have an ER intern -- whoa.

Rizzo (hurries to the laptop): What?

Me: Now I have a bunch of emails about filling out questionairres. That didn't happen the last time. Last time I was just shot down. Maybe there's hope after all. Just wish the stupid things didn't start until June, though. *sighs*