Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

Me, knocks on Kathy's door, leaves the flowers for her roomies, and disappears down the rabbit hole known as the elevator.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Lenny- GET OFF, YOU HORRID MONSTER! (to Lefty) Say the word and anything you want is yours. I'm eternally grateful.

Me- Watch who you're shouting praises to, buddy. And take the jig spell off my friends, please.

Lenny- OK OK OK! (zaps their feet and their feet stop jigging)

Me- Joelle, everything's ok so stop screaming!

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Lenny- NOOOOOOOOO! (dives out the window) [THUD]

Me- You think he's okay?

Ojo- I don't want to know. Hey, Ed, is there still room for tea? Snowbear loves to have tea parties, but I think this one is going to be a little crazy.

Me- It's the tea party from Alice In Wonderland. BTW, the Knave is the hottest character in the movie. Oh, my gosh...! He is sooooo hot!

Ojo- Oh, no... Not this again. She goes crazy over every guy she loves in a movie. It's ridiculous...

 

[The Count]

*Serves cups with three-spouted kettle for T and Ojo and Snowbear.
Ah, so you're a loyal supporter of the queen's supporter then.
*Spins hat and it keeps spinning on its own.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Ojo- (gasps) But, how did you- I thought that- This place is weird! (drinks tea) Mmm! Delicious!

Me- No, I don't support him at all. But he's just so... dreamy. (sighs) I've always wanted to be a queen though. It looks like so much fun! Wearing a crown, having a big castle, a court and people that do what you say... But, it'll never happen. I'm talking mad.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Lenny- (climbs through window) Maybe T was right about me watching what I say... Well, here you go. Don't say I never gave you anything! (snaps fingers and everything Lefty wanted appears... but it's all gone wrong! The mansion is a Barbie Dollhouse, the car is a Barbie Volkswagon, Monopoly money falls from the sky, a Hilda talking doll falls on Lefty's head and the Batman underoos fall on Newsie's head) There you go! Ta-ta! (disappears)

 

[The Count]

*To T: Become a queen? Well, all you have to do is get to Square 8.
And now a little song we've composed in your honor.

Me: Twinkle twinkle little bat.
UD: How I wonder where you're at.
Me: Up above oh so high.
Count: Like a teatray in the sky.

UD: More pepper for you madame Duchess?

*Has Mallymkin tucked in his hat next to the size tag.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Square 8? What's that? A costume store?

Ojo- A dress-up party? Cool! (leaves and comes back wearing the White Rabbit costume) I'm ready for Frabjous Day! Haha!

 

[The Count]

Me: Ha! You haven't read the looking glass have you?
*Mally glares jealously at Ojo.
*Feeds her a scone to pacify her.

Tell us a story, yes, a story!

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Ojo- (muffled) HEY! What's the big idea? (spits it out) The rat doesn't seem to like me!

Me- I can't help that. And I've only seen the cartoon version and the Real D version. But, I think I have something... Hold on. (leaves and comes back wearing Red Queen costume, excluding the big head and red hair lol) I thought I lost this!