Hensonville City 2010

[RedPiggy]

Sarah (sits one inch from Joelle's, Zoot's, and Ailie's faces -- which is what she does when she wants attention)

Me (nods): I know, Ailie. I was busy wallowing in self-pity tonight, but I'll check it out in the morning.

Bear (tackles Cait's crew Dino-style and licks them)

 

[The Count]

*Sits back watching the rain clear. Wonderful thing, especially when there's a rainbow shining through the dark, leading to a silver lining.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Hey, Kelly. Are you okay? What's wrong? (hugs) And why are you a little wet? Have you been crying?

Tutter- Whats with the 20 Questions?

Me- Whatever's wrong, don't feel so down. Tomorrow is St. Paddy's Day, the luckiest day of the year... in my eyes, anyway. There's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow and good luck in even the dullest of days. Keep your head up, ok? OH! While I was walking around outside, I found one of these. (holds up a 4-leaf clover) These are very rare. And I'm gonna give it to you since I think you need the luck right now. (gives her clover)

Ojo- And Oscar? We found this, too. (holds up a wilted rose) T told me you might like it.. I don't know why, but here you go. (gives him flower)

 

[RedPiggy]

Me- Hey, Kelly. Are you okay? What's wrong? (hugs) And why are you a little wet? Have you been crying?

Tutter- Whats with the 20 Questions?

Me- Whatever's wrong, don't feel so down. Tomorrow is St. Paddy's Day, the luckiest day of the year... in my eyes, anyway. There's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow and good luck in even the dullest of days. Keep your head up, ok? OH! While I was walking around outside, I found one of these. (holds up a 4-leaf clover) These are very rare. And I'm gonna give it to you since I think you need the luck right now. (gives her clover)

Ojo- And Oscar? We found this, too. (holds up a wilted rose) T told me you might like it.. I don't know why, but here you go. (gives him flower)

Me (reads the Census thingie in the Common Room to mail off): Oh, hi, T! The job I thought was going really well ... well ... blew up in my face. It got really nasty. I'm taking the rest of the week off before asking for employment elsewhere so I can regroup emotionally. I'm getting better, but I'm having trouble getting rid of all the yelling in my head. Thanks for the 4-leaf clover. I could definitely use it.

Oscar: O_O 'Ey, thanks! *takes wilted rose*

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Ah, it's no trouble.

Ojo- Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

Me- That's what the legend is, Ojo. Imagine if we found a pot of gold...

Tutter- Wow!

(a random Muppet Leprechaun pops out of nowhere)

Leprechaun- 'Ave you seen me pot o' gold anywhere?

Me- Who are you and what're you doing here?

Leprechaun- Name's Lenny. Lenny the Leprechaun and I'm looking for me pot o' gold for tomorrow. And I haerd that someone needed luck so I've come to 'elp them.

Ojo- How?

Lenny- (takes out a stone) Here. Kiss the Blarney stone and your greatest wishes will come true.

Me- Hold on. We're in Hensonville. How do we know that the wishes we make won't come true literally?

Ojo- Yea. Crazy things happen here.

Lenny- It's worth a try, isn't it? OK Who wants to try first?

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Lenny- I think someone needs my help. Be back in a flash. (zips to Lefty's room) That is the worst excuse for a jig I 'ave ever seen! Let me end the torture for you. (zaps his feet and they stop moving) There!

Me- (gasps) No way...

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (siphons words out of T's mouth and rearranges them in the correct order): There you go. That ought to fix the problem.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (to Teeth): You still can. I only fixed T's word problem.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Kelly, you Thank.

Lenny- Where's me gold? Maybe then, I'll stop the madness. Until then, we're gonna have alot of fun!

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (facepalms): I guess Mizumi does it better. *sighs, thinks, poofs up a tool box* Maybe I can just reach into your throat, T, and get rid of that nasty retro-grammar-itis you got. *creepily approaches T* Is it safe?