Hensonville City 2010

[beakerfan76]

Wembley noticed the guys walking in.

Me-Hello.

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-I should have brought my camera, but it's back in my room.

Cantus-(Coming in) Is this what you're looking for, James? Something you silly creatures call a camera?

Me-That would be it, Cantus. Thanks, man.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (appearing in the Townhouse): Pearl? Thanks for driving us over here. *fidgets* This back brace is all kinds of uncomfortable.

Pearl: Not a problem, sugah. *looks around, licking her lips* Now, what kind o' foolishness can we get into tonight?

Kelly: I dunno, but medical leave is boring. I'm getting cabin fever.

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-Let me guess, South Park? Love that show.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (tries to resist singing ... didn't resist well): Weeelllllll...

Pearl: O_O Kelly!

Kelly (inhales): Welllllll ......

Pearl (crossly): Chil' ... don't you go runnin' your mouth off --.

Kelly (rapidly): Well ... Kyle's mom's a --.

Pearl (slaps a big ol' hand on Kelly's mouth): A wonderful, though conservative an' somewhat brittle momma who loves her little apple dumplin' fer all he's worth.

Kelly: ...

 

[The Count]

I dunno Kelly... The same kind of foolishness peeps here usually get into... Trying to take over the world!

*After hearing her say it...
Aach no! She's got it! She's got 'cabin fever'!

*Song starts up.
Count: She's got cabin fever.
It's burning in her brain.
UD: She's got cabin fever.
It's driving her insane.
Tony: We've got cabin fever.
We're flippin' our bandanas.
Ailie: Been stuck at sea so long.
That we've simply gone bananas.
All: Chicki-chicki-boom-boom, chicki-chicki-boom-boom-che.
Chicki-chicki-boom-boom, chicki-chicki-boom-boom-che.

Cookie: She got cabin fever.
She now going mad.
Grover: She's got cabin fever.
She's lost all sense she had.
Mr. Turtle: Our sanity is hanging by a thread.
Since we are going nowhere, I have gone out of my head.
Gonzo: We were sailing, sailing, over the bounding maine...
*Laughs crazily, and now we're not!

Floyd: Grab that Lefty by the ears.
Latch him to the wheel.
Dosie-do, step on his toe.
Listen to him squeal.
Alaman-left, alaman-right, it's time to sail or sink.
Swing Lefty over the side, toss him in the drink.
*Loud shattering as Lefty crashes through a window after being tossed.

Vicki: She's got cabin fever.
Digit: No ifs ands or buts.
Vicki: We're disoriented.
Digit: And demented.
Both: And a little nuts.

Swedish Chef: Ahctun-liber, volksvagon car.
Saurkraudt, vienner-shnitzel, and a voondebra.
Joëlle, dancing by: We was sailing, sailing, the wind was on our side.
UD, popping up in the shadows with an organ flourish: And then it died.

Rosita: She's got cabin fever.
Think she's lost her grip.
Me: I'd like to get my hands on.
Whoever wrote this script.
Zoot: Sí.

Prairie: She wasn't coping with being cooped up in her room.
She was dreaming of a blue lagoon.
Now she's as crazy as a loon.
*Giggles.

All: Cabin fever has grabbed us all onboard.
This once proud townhouse has become a groovin' psycho ward.
We were sailing, sailing, off to who knows where.
But now that we're all here, we're not all there!

*Dorkish dance moves by assorted peeps.
*Everybody moves in close for big finish...

All: Cabin Fever! Ha!
*Jazzy hand gestures in a ta-da ending.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (blushes): Uh ... wow. *gasps, stares at Pearl* Hey! I got a great idea!

Pearl (shakes head): Nope! No more singing for you!

Kelly: Can I ... hum it? *giggles evilly*

Pearl: There ain't gonna be no hummin' 'neither.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if anyone here's seen the bit with the Hawaiian war chant from TMS Season 3, the episode with that Stallone guy. Need to get knowledge about the Tiki Idol that showed up during that. Oh well.
*Moves on as one of the bats is seen playing Luigi's Mansion on one of the vidgame consoles in the common room.

 

[beakerfan76]

Hmmm... Wonder if anyone here's seen the bit with the Hawaiian war chant from TMS Season 3, the episode with that Stallone guy. Need to get knowledge about the Tiki Idol that showed up during that. Oh well.
*Moves on as one of the bats is seen playing Luigi's Mansion on one of the vidgame consoles in the common room.

Simon-You mean Rocky Balboa? The (Ring bell)?

Me-Yep. I remember that.

 

[The Count]

Yep... That's the episode. Just needs info on the Tiki Idol.
*Assorted noises come from the console as bat keeps playing the game.

Count, humming: And everyone on board.
Would've tossed their mate.
For a bag of guineas.
Or a piece of 8.
A piece of 8.
5-6-7-8-9-10. Ha ha!
*Walks off.