Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

[theprawncracker]

Oh very off. I'm pretty sure you were in Florida. That... or my internet wasn't working. So I was off-line. And since I'm half you and you're half me, and I was offline, that makes you half offline, and... erm... Hang on, I left my calculator at school...

Wait, wait, wait... If I was in Florida and your internet didn't work... how in the heck did we possibly talk to each other? Also, when did I get a toupee?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Text message. Or a psychic connection. I can never remember which is which. And I don't know about the toupee... What's with the gold chain and the shirt cut to the navel?

 

[theprawncracker]

And I don't know about the toupee... What's with the gold chain and the shirt cut to the navel?

...Dear gouda! I've become an aged pimp!

 

[TogetherAgain]

AHH! How did THAT happen? Have you been messing with the time machine again?

 

[theprawncracker]

AHH! How did THAT happen? Have you been messing with the time machine again?

We're not supposed to talk about the time machine, remember? It'll remind people of that--...thing.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Right. That thing. We don't talk about that thing. But hey, I brought up cheese, so... I dunno. I guess I'm feeling risky tonight. You didn't let Gonzo tap into my half of the brain waves, did you?

 

[theprawncracker]

Right. That thing. We don't talk about that thing. But hey, I brought up cheese, so... I dunno. I guess I'm feeling risky tonight. You didn't let Gonzo tap into my half of the brain waves, did you?

*waggles eyebrows*

 

[TogetherAgain]

I've got this strange urge to tap-dance in tapioca and marshmallows...

 

[theprawncracker]

Ah, my devious ways... someday you'll learn not to leave your head open when you go to the bathroom.

Get it? Bathroom? Head? Ahhh!

 

[TogetherAgain]

With that joke, I'd better head for the exit. If only I could find that way, way out, way out.

Really, though. You'd think I'd have learned to lock my head after mind #3 wandered in... Although, maybe I was hoping he would leave.