Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

[redBoobergurl]

*Blinks*

There was an update last week? How the heck did I miss that?

*Goes back to read it more in depth*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Okay mister theprawncracker, you can create the muppet mindset. You can write a great fanfic. So what can´t you do?

He CAN'T... do a good impression of Kermit the Frog. He does a FANTASTIC Miss Piggy, a decent Grover and Floyd and Bunsen... but he can't do Kermit.

Other things the Prawn can't do... um... hmm. Well... he can't, um... can't... <scratches head> Huh. Good question.

 

[theprawncracker]

He CAN'T... do a good impression of Kermit the Frog. He does a FANTASTIC Miss Piggy, a decent Grover and Floyd and Bunsen... but he can't do Kermit.

Other things the Prawn can't do... um... hmm. Well... he can't, um... can't... <scratches head> Huh. Good question.

A DECENT Floyd and Bunsen? I'll have you know, madame, that my Bunsen won The MuppetCast impression contest!

Also... I can't tap dance.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oh, right! Tap dancing. He can't tap dance. But how are you at salsa?

 

[theprawncracker]

But how are you at salsa?

Ambivalent... but I do like nacho cheese.

 

[TogetherAgain]

I more prefer American cheese, myself... unless I'm having Gonzo shoot it out of canons. Then it's Swiss cheese, all the way. Much safer than mozzarella.

 

[theprawncracker]

I more prefer American cheese, myself... unless I'm having Gonzo shoot it out of canons. Then it's Swiss cheese, all the way. Much safer than mozzarella.

Ah, Swiss... the holiest of cheeses. Praise gouda!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Another thing the Prawn can't do is to be out-punned. Or at least, he has a very hard time of it. I DID beat him ONCE... but only once. In about five years. He's ridiculously punny.

 

[theprawncracker]

Another thing the Prawn can't do is to be out-punned. Or at least, he has a very hard time of it. I DID beat him ONCE... but only once. In about five years. He's ridiculously punny.

You are correct. I have been beaten once... on an off day. A holiday, actually. Because... I was off school. An off day.

...Yeah.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oh very off. I'm pretty sure you were in Florida. That... or my internet wasn't working. So I was off-line. And since I'm half you and you're half me, and I was offline, that makes you half offline, and... erm... Hang on, I left my calculator at school...