Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

[theprawncracker]

If it comes up. Naturally. Minimum of three... got it. Say "Chest of Drawers" three times. Can-do.

*mutters* Yeah, yeah, yeah... but if you get him to sign anything for me he can CERTAINLY call me that.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Taking notes> Got it... autograph made out to "That"...

 

[theprawncracker]

<Taking notes> Got it... autograph made out to "That"...

Oh, great, real nice, yes! Have one of my idols make out an autograph to THAT. PERFECT! JOY! RAPTURE! I'll just DIE of boredom and all I'll get is THAT.

 

[TogetherAgain]

...Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want a T-shirt?

 

[theprawncracker]

...No. I want a coffee cake. ...And yes, a t-shirt.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<strokes chin> Hmm... Coffee cake might not travel well... Would you settle for a picture of a coffee cake?

 

[theprawncracker]

Hmm... a picture of a coffee cake... would he sign it?

 

[TogetherAgain]

...The picture, or the coffee cake?

 

[theprawncracker]

...The picture OF the coffee cake! Yeesh... do try to keep up.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Well, y'never know... just thought I'd clarify... Sure, a signed picture of a coffee cake, made out to "That." I'll see what I can do.

But is it alright if someone else ends up signing it? Just in case, y'know. I'll be swinging by The Tonight Show, too, so there's maybe a snowball's chance that I could get something out of Conan... Or whatever guests he might have that day... Worst case, my sister's boyfriend is an agent's assistant out there. I know they've met Drew Barrymore...