Chapter Eight
Drusilla in response gave Robin a less-then halfhearted wave.
Piggy gave Kermit a curious look. While Piggy could never say that she and Robin were close, she did know Robin well enough to know that was not his usual behavior. Kermit gave Piggy an apologetic look. Believing he knew the reason for Robin’s behavior what could he say? That thanks to Pepe and Rizzo, Robin was now convinced that Drusilla was going to fall in love with him. Piggy would just have a field day with that. Kermit looked back at Drusilla. He couldn’t tell if she was upset by Robin’s brief greeting or not. She looked so sad when he had first seen her and that look hadn’t changed.
“Why don’t we get vous settled at the bed and breakfast where vous will be staying," Piggy said.
“Yes, and then maybe we can all go for a nice walk on the beach," Kermit said.
As the four of them walked to the B&B Piggy and Kermit made small talk, with Piggy asking what had been happing while she had been away and Kermit answering. Robin found himself sneaking glances at Drusilla. Drusilla stared straight ahead as she walked not paying any attention to Piggy, Kermit, or Robin.
The Oyster’s Bed and Breakfast was where Kermit and Robin would by staying. When Kermit heard the name his response was “Cute, cute name.”
It was a charming place, run by actual talking oyster.
“Hi ho, I’m Kermit The Frog," he said once he had walked up to the desk.
“Ah, yes Mr. The Frog, we have double room for you," a female oyster. She opened her mouth to reveal a key.
“Is that the room key?" Kermit asked.
“Well it’s not a pear," the oyster said.
‘Gonzo would love it here,' Kermit thought taking the key.
“Piggy, why don’t you and Drusilla say down here? Robin and I shouldn’t take too long.”
“Alright," Piggy said.
Once in their room Kermit sat Robin on one of the beds.
His arms crossed. “Okay Robin, want to tell me what happened?"
“Sir?" Robin asked
Kermit frowned slightly, again with the Sir. Maybe it was him? Maybe he was coming off as being intimidating?
“Robin," he began again trying to sound as gentle as possible. “I know you’re worried about Drusilla falling in love you, but don’t you think hiding behind me was a little extreme? Robin, not all pigs fall in love with frogs.”
“Well that pig will!" Robin found himself saying.
Kermit was beginning to lose his patients with Robin.
“Robin, enough is enough! I don’t want to hear anymore about Drusilla falling in love with you. Now listen to me, you are going to go down stairs and make friends with little girl-pig or, or else!"
“Yes, Sir," Robin said begrudgingly.
“Give me strength," Kermit said looking up at the ceiling.
The four of them walk in awkward silence. Kermit had so many questions for Piggy.
“Robin," Kermit said. “Why don’t you and Drusilla walk on ahead of us little?"
“W-what?" Robin asked. Walking up ahead with Drusilla meant the two of them would be alone and he couldn’t be alone with her.
“You can tell Drusilla about everyone at the theater and the boarding house," Kermit told him.
“What a good idea," Piggy said. “Just don’t too go far ahead or too close the water.”
“Well alright," Robin said somewhat reluctantly. “Come on, let’s go," he said to Drusilla.
Once the children were out of ear shot Kermit turned to Piggy,
“How are holding up?" he asked with concern in his voice.
“I’m-I’m fine," she said chocking back a sob. “I-I knew that he wasn’t going to get better, it was just…it was just so hard seeing him so sick and weak in the end," Piggy sniffed before continuing. “It Drusilla I’m worried about. She hasn’t cried yet.”
“All children deal with grief different ways Piggy," he paused before asking, “She dose know he’s dead, right?"
“Of course she knows!" Piggy yelled at him. “What kind of father do think Gideon was?"
“I only meant…”
“That wasn’t something Gideon was going to tiptoe around.”
“What I meant was does she understand that he’s dead?"
“Yes, she knows, last night when I was giving her, her bath she told me that her daddy was dead like a fish. She knows he’s dead and she knows he’s not coming back, she just hasn’t cried.”
“Piggy, what about Drusilla’s mother?"
“She doesn’t have one," Piggy said without missing a beat.
“Did she die?"
“I told you she doesn’t have one.”
“But Piggy…”
“Gideon never married therefore she has no mother.”
“Piggy that doesn’t make any sense. “
“She’s adopted.”
“Oh.”
Meanwhile,
“I guess I should tall you about everyone like my uncle said. First there’s Sweetums he’s my best friend. He’s an ogre, but not like Shrek though. Sweetums is really big and hairy and kinda scary looking, but he’s really nice. And then there’s Thog, he’s a blue monster, he’s even bigger then Sweetums, but he’s really nice too.”
He told her about the other Muppets. Drusilla never said a word as he talked. “You know," Robin said. “For a girl you’re awfully quite.” He turned his head and saw that Drusilla was preoccupied trying to pick up seashells and trying to use the skirt of her dress to carry them.
“ Hey! Are you even listening to me?" he yelled. Drusilla jumped and drop her seashells.
“Gosh! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to make you drop your sea shells," Robin told her. “Here let me help you pick them up before the tide…comes…in," he said as the tide did come in washing the shells out to sea.
Drusilla looked on glumly.
“I’m really sorry, maybe tomorrow we could come back with pales and shovels and get a whole lot of seashells.”
“Can’t tomorrow," Drusilla said.
“Why not?"
“Can’t tomorrow, Drusilla repeated in almost a whisper.
Then Robin remembered tomorrow was the funeral.
“Oh yeah I guess we can’t tomorrow," Robin said digging his flipper in the sand.
Drusilla was walking away from him now and too where Miss Piggy and his uncle were. Robin followed her. First he yelled at her then he forgot that tomorrow was her father’s funeral. He wasn’t being a good friend and he felt awful about it. If only he could think of something to make her feel better.
“I want to go home now…please," Drusilla said to Piggy.
“Alright dear," Piggy said. “You and Robin can go play in your room.”
They all walked in an awkward silence again, Kermit couldn’t take it,
“So Drusilla, why don’t tell you Robin and myself a little about yourself.”
“I like to draw and paint," Drusilla said.
“That’s nice, what do you like to draw?" he asked.
“Things.”
“What kind of things.”
“Things…I see…and…keep… in my head," Drusilla said slowly.”