Dirtyest Muppet Show joke/routine

[Drtooth]

That's funny. In GMC, Janice says "Look mother, it's my life. If I want to live on the Beach and walk around naked...."

While on MTM she says "I don't care if it's art! I don't take off my clothes for anybody" (or something to that effect.

Actually, she REALLY says, "If I want to live on the beach and walk around naked, it's okay by me. Just don't let Byron come around here with that &*^% Telescope." And "I don't take off my clothes for anyone! ESPECIALLY BYRON!!!!!!"

 

[The Flying Sheep]

Originally posted by punkNpuppets
okay, WHO is this BRYAN guy that i keep hearing about?

Bryom is Janice and Mokey's Man.

 

[Salmoto]

(host: ) "Doesn't that give you warts?"
(Kermit: ) "Sure. But I always wear protection."

Actually Kermit said he wore protection because Jon Stewart was worried Kermit would contract Trichinosis. I love this interview out of all the other muppet interviews, since Kermit literally did circles around the host. Jon Stewart always tries to talk down to his guests, but Kermit was wise to him the whole time.


"Yeah, isn't that the whole thing -- if you lick a frog, you get crazy thoughts?"
"If you lick a frog, you're crazy before you started..."

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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I have to admit the Craig Kilburn show with Kermit last night was slightly dirty. It was interesting that Craig asked Kermit if he ever cursed. Of course, Kemit's response was that he didn't because he had a reputation to protect. It's also interesting that Kermit said that he got into an argument with Snoop-Doggy-Dog about porn or something like that. I just thought I'd add that to the list.

 

[Jeffrey Gray]

Originally posted by scarecroe
Janice. Loose. Nuff said.

BTW...what are you referring to, anyway? Are you referring to a line of dialogue? If so, I haven't seen very many TMS episodes, and this doesn't pop up in any of the movies...so is it in one of the TMS episodes I haven't seen?

 

[scarecroe]

Originally posted by Jeffrey Gray
BTW...what are you referring to, anyway?

Floyd's comments from the following moment:

http://www.muppetcentral.com/articles/muppetfest/gallery/mf_39.shtml

 

[Philip Kippel]

Sam Eagle's editorial on nudity was rather "dirty-sounding".

 

[Drtooth]

Not only that, it made me feel dirty too! Now If you'llexcuse me, I feel like putting on five layers of clothing now......

 

[punkNpuppets]

Originally posted by Philip Kippel
Sam Eagle's editorial on nudity was rather "dirty-sounding".

uh, when was this?

 

[punkNpuppets]

Originally posted by swedish chefs
Bryon is Janice and Mokey's Man.

be more specific