Cross Advertising with Muppet Names

[Beauregard]

ANIMAL: AHHHHHHH! ME LOVE ADVERTIZING! AHHHH HAAAA HHHHAAAAA. ADVERTIZE, WHA? AAAH. FOOD! EAT FOOD! NAH. ME LIKE WO-MAN! ADVERTIZE WO-MAN? NAH, NAH. DRUMSTICKS DRUMSTICKS!
Kermit: Ok, enough *pushing Animal off screen* bye your Arrrgh! folks. It's the only official tablet on the market that calms you down for good.

Next: Hyper-Long Life battries (mee, mou, mow)
Presented by Beaker and Bunsen

 

[Erine81981]

We see Bunsan and Beaker in there lab

Bunsan: Why hello there. I'm Dr. Bunasn HoneyDew and this is my assinent Beaker.
Beaker: *waves* Meep moop.
Bunsan: Were trying our new invention. Hyper-Long Life battries. Its a good prouduct. Just ask our customers.

*shows Beaker in differnt disgusies and getting zapped*

Bunsan: They enjoyed them all.
*background see Beaker talking off last costume* You should really try them.
There what your call Hyperattive. *puts battries into remote control* Here Beaker. *hands RC to Beaker*
Beaker: Meep Moop Meep. *shaking head*
Bunsan: Ok Beaker, try it.
Beaker pushes a button and it sends them into the future, we then see them in the year 222222222333334565 *there all old now*
Bunsan: And thats why you should buy our Hyper-Long Life battries.
Beaker: I don't think they should.
Bunsan: *gasps*





Next: Count's Count Hairdo Gel
Synopsis: counting gel
With: Count Von Count

 

[Beauregard]

Count: Ah ha,! Here it is at last! That vonderfull hair gel ve have been waiting for! At last a hair gel you can count, and which counts right back.
*rubs gel over fingers and into hair*
*together with a small voice* Von hair, Two hair, three hair...oh I love it so much! *fade out*

Next: Mooooosli
Based on: Muesli
Presenmted by: Muppet Cows

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Cow 1: Moooooo
Cow 2: Mooooooooooooooo!
Announcer: You heard those cows! Buy moosli!! NOW!!

Next product: Meepabix
Synopsis: Spoof of Weetabix for Lab assistants
With: Beaker

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Beaker: Meeep meeeep meeeep meeeep mooop mee meep moou meep.
Bunsen: Oh Beaker, you are silly. *Prods with cattle prod*
Beaker: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!
Bunsen: So try Meepabix or a similar fate might just hit you!!
*puts cattle prod towards camera*

Next product: Hamless pizza at Pizza Hut
With: Piggy, Strangepork, Hogthrob, Andy, Annie Sue, Randy and Pamela Hammdeson

 

[That Announcer]

(For the purpose of easy writing, I'll count Andy, Randy and Pamela as 'whatnot pigs')

Piggy: Alright, here we are at the Pizza Hut!
Link: Yes, I'm very hungry, and I'm missing all my favorite bowling shows. So don't keep us waiting. Four meat lovers' pizzas. What's on them?
Whatnot Employee: Sausage, beef, chicken, pepperoni and ham.
(all pigs): GASP!
Julius: Oh no! You wouldn't think of killing innocent pigs like us, would you?
Whatnot Pigs: What? What are they doing to us?
Julius: (makes that finger-to-throat motion)
Whatnot Pigs: OH! OH, OH NO!
Annie Sue: There must be some alternative for us pigs. Do you have any... hamless pizza?
Whatnot Employee: Indeed! Pepperoni, beef and sausage.
Piggy: That won't do at all! No sausage. No pepperoni. Beef and beef only.
Whatnot Employee: OK. (yells back to kitchen) Four large beef to go!
(all pigs): YAAAY!
Link: Come on! Don't slow me down. I'm missing my bowling shows...
Piggy: You and your bowling shows! (faces camera) He cries at the sad parts!

(end) Piggy: Gather round the good stuff!

Next product: 'Teeth' Synthesizers
with The Electric Mayhem

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Janice: Like, what can be said about teeth synthsizers?
Dr. Teeth: They're my own creation
Animal: BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE
Zoot: Huh?
Floyd: Wooah!!
Lips: What my bandmates mean to say is that you should purchase Teeth Synthesizers from any local music shop. They are a product endorsed by us, The Electric Mayhem
Janice: And, like--
Lips: --they work really well
Floyd: Woah, man. You're such a chatterbox

Next advert: Muppets Wizard of Oz
With: Sam Eagle
Synopsis: Sam does a brief description of the upcoming MWoO

 

[That Announcer]

Thanks for adding Lips!

Sam: Greetings. As an American eagle, I feel it is my duty to speak on the upcoming telefilm, The Muppets Wizard of Oz. Apart from the title, this group of Muppets has managed to take a classic story and adapt it rather well. I do feel though, that some of these so-called Muppets do not really belong! Just listen to this: 'Clifford', hah! 'Rizzo, the Rat', ho! 'Doctor Bunsen Honeydew', 'Rowlf the Dog'! 'Sam the Eagle'!... Wait... I'M Sam the Eagle!..... Forget whatever I just said, just.. go see the movie.

Next Product: Harry's House of Kaboom
with Crazy Harry, Beaker, Bunsen, Fozzie, Kermit, Beau and Zoot

 

[HPDJ]

Harry's House of Kaboom
with Crazy Harry, Beaker, Bunsen, Fozzie, Kermit, Beau and Zoot

CH: Crazy Harry loves explosions!
Zoot: Yeah, man! He sure does!
CH: So come on down to Harry's House of Kaboom!
Fozzie: (To Harry) No problem!
Kermit: Shouldn't we tell them about the health risks-
Beau: No, I've been going to Harry's House of Kaboom for all my life and look at me now! (Kermit explodes and disappears)
Zoot: Come on down to Harry's House of Kaboom!
Bunsen: May cause long term memory loss!
Beaker: Long term memory loss! (Long pause)
Beau: Where am I???

NEXT: The Hog house buffet.
With: Piggy, Link Hogthrob, Andy Pig, Randy Pig, Spamuler(spelling) Anderson, Waldorf, Statler.

 

[BEAR]

I just stumbled across this game and I LOVE IT!! It is so clever. My favorite game in the forum. Can we keep it going??