Chasing Robin

[Skeeter Muppet]

I've been thinking it over and if you say "Hens Inn in Castle Rock" really fast it can sound like you're saying "Henson in Castle Rock." I'm not sure what that means, but I think it's what Lisa is getting at.

Shorten it to just "Hens Inn", and say that really fast. That's the pun.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Like I said before. Hens Inn..
Inn where? Inn the proof.

Inn one ear and out the other you mean.

Ah! Hens in my seat, in my face!
That's not that funny.

*Camera pans back to reveal Statler getting attacked by an angry hen, mad at all the bad jokes they've been making at her expense.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Like I said before. Hens Inn..
Inn where? Inn the proof.

Inn one ear and out the other you mean.

Ah! Hens in my seat, in my face!
That's not that funny.

Heh. There's almost a Marx Brothers sketch in that...

-Kim

 

[Beauregard]

Henson? Is that...Sorry, Lisa. My Accent caused your pun to loose it's savor. Do forgive me.

 

[TogetherAgain]

You're forgiven, Beau.

I'm surprised nobody's commented on Kermit agreeing to do the advertising. Didn't anyone have approximately the same reaction as Robin? Because I know I sure did... but anyway. The next two chapters have sort of blurred themselves together and made it somewhat difficult to figure out how to post them. Rest assured, I will untangle them and post the next one some time tomorrow, because yes, my family psuedo-vacation is officially over. But first, some much needed rest.

 

[Beauregard]

Sorry, lisa, yes, I know, I've not realy been paying proper attention to the fan-fics...I will come back and read them again when I'm under a little less stress.

 

[The Count]

Well... To tell the truth, no I'm not concerned about Kermit agreeing to do Hopper's commercials. Why's that. Well, remember the cliffhanger you posted before leaving us guessing.

Kermit says he'll do the commercials. Cause he can't let Hopper do that to his little nephew. And then a voice says while crashing through the garage door... "And we can't let you do that to him either!"
So... We're just waiting for you to reveal who's leading the cavalry charge into the indoors parking area.
Hope to get some more story soon though.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Alright. Well, I think I'm about ready to post the next chapter, but first I must tell you how I realized this weekend that I am completely absorbed in the fanfic section of this forum. We were at Wisconsin Dells, riding the ducks, and there was a deer. My mom said, "Lisa, look, a deer!" I saw the deer, yes, but my first reaction was "A dear what?" Well of course my mom doesn't know the joke so she said "Right there!" Oy. Anyway, the next hint came when we saw the Tommy Bartlett show. It was a tv theme, so the first thing that happened was that the "host" of the show came out from behind a curtain with "APPLAUSE" in flashing lights above him. And Let me tell you, I came this close to standing up and shouting "APPLAUSE!!!!!!!!! Oh, wait, um... hey, where's that penguin?"

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

That running gag is never going to die.

-Kim

 

[TogetherAgain]

Which one, the deer or the penguin?

Anyway, you don't mind if this next chapter is a bit long, do you?... Because it just might have to be...

Oh, and of the muppets participating in the chase, who do you think would be the most likely to throw Rizzo against a door? I could really use some input on that.