Chasing Robin

Beauregard

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Ramon who???

Also...forgive my lack of update...Ii felt Rada Slarty all day...and couldn't concentrate on my story...
 

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RedDragon said:
EVERYBODY LOVES RAMON!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SHOW!
And their all like who's Ramon.
It hit me like a brick when I got it.
Funny truely funny.
(I am right, right? I got a little excited. I hope I'm right.)
<sigh>.

uyuy7hjuy7h3olp0u

That's me hitting my head on the keyboard eight times. Ramon's name has absolutely NOTHING to do with the pun. Or with television. You know how I got Ramon's name? I went to a baby name website and searched for Spanish names. It has just about nothing to do with anything.

<sigh> Doesn't anyone get the pun? Come on, people, read the chapter out loud if you have to. I didn't think it was that hard to get! Yeesh...
 

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Oh, darn it. Way to make me feel dumb Lisa.
Grumble...grumble. Poohder.
I don't see it then.
 

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I don't mean to make you feel dumb. But try reading the chapter out loud. Try saying random sentences really fast. Just try! Please!

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Pretty please with sugar on top?
 

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*facepalms*

Someone shoot me now, please; I just got it.

Lisa, I'm PMing you my answer; I want to see if anyone else gets it.

-Kim
 

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There's a baby names website? Was never able to navigate that thing properly. Lisa, if you wanted a Spanish name, you could've come straight to your friend down in Room #1 of the dorms. But Ramon's hokay, hokay?
And don't know why everyone's getting worked up over this mystery pun. Made a few jokes about the Hens Inn, and I think that's funny enough. And FYI: When I read the chapter, my computer's voice does read it out loud to me. But like I said, the Hens Inn jokes are working well for now.
So... Now that ROE's over... Let's move things along and get another chapter of this one.

Please?
 

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Well, if you insist...

But just have to forewarn you of a couple things.

1 The next chapter is much shorter than most chapters in my notebook.

2 The next couple of days, my family and I are taking a psuedo-vacation. Tomorrow we're "Doing Chicago like tourists," which basically means we're going to the Museum of Science and Industry, maybe a couple of other museums, and possibly even Navy Pier. Saturday we're busting out the bicycles and going for a ride. The real challenge there will be for me to go the entire day without singing "Couldn't We Ride," and I'm telling you right now that's not going to happen. And Sunday, we're (in theory) going to Wisconsin Dells and (possibly? maybe?) staying at a hotel. So basically, I'm not sure how much I'll be able to post more story (or anything else) this weekend. But we'll see how that goes.

Anyway, before you start chasing me around with pitchforks for abandoning you... let's get on with the tale!
 

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Reconciliation?

Two hours later, Robin and Ramon walked into Hens Inn. They sat across from each other at a large round table and looked over the menus. Ramon glanced up to see Robin looking anxiously at the door.

"Your uncle will be here soon," he assured the young frog.

"But what if Hopper comes?" Robin said nervously.

"He'll have to go through me if he wants to lay a finger on you," Ramon said. He was determined, and Robin let himself relax.

A group of six penguins approached the table.

"Hi! May we take your orders?" one of them asked.

Ramon looked confused. "What happened to the chickens who worked here?"

"Oh, they're retired," a second penguin said.

"But we work just as hard as they did!" said a third.

"Yeah, we're good waiters!" said a fourth.

Ramon shook his head. "Are you? Because we've been talking for almost a whole minute now, and I still don't know what today's soup is."

"Today's soup is the Soup du Jour!" a fifth penguin shouted.

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As he drove, Junior kept glancing nervously at his father. Doc was rubbing his chest and his arm, coughing frequently.

"Are you alright, Papa?" Junior asked.

Doc nodded, forcing a smile on his face. "I'm just fine, Junior," he said. Then he pointed. "Let's go in here."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~​

Ramon finished his meal quickly. He looked at Robin, who was still picking at the food on his plate.

"Do you have to go to the bathroom?" he asked.

"No," Robin said.

"I do," Ramon said. "So if Hopper comes while I'm gone, I want you to hide under the table, alright?"

"Okay," Robin said.

Ramon stood up and walked to the back of the restaurant. Robin wasn't worried. He was going to be with Uncle Kermit soon. He heard the door open and smiled. Maybe that was Uncle Kermit now. He looked up and saw a young couple walk in, hand in hand. Robin looked back down at his plate. Uncle Kermit would be there soon. He heard the door again and looked up.

This time it was Doc and Junior.

Robin felt himself drop to the floor beneath the table. All he had to do was stay there until Ramon got back. He could do that, right? It was easy enough.

He watched their feet walk through the restaurant until they reached the table right behind him. A chair scooter back, and Junior's boots took their place in front of it.

"Are you sure you're alright, Papa?" Junior was asking as he unrolled his napkin, dropping his silverware to the floor. He bent down to pick it up and something green caught his eye.

Robin turned to run but the hand was already around him, lifting him into the air.

"Look what I found, Papa," Junior said proudly.

Doc smiled at his son. "Let's go," he said.

A Cadillac, a banged up convertible, a brightly painted bus, and an old Volkswagon beetle pulled into the parking lot. Doc and Junior stood up and headed for the exit.

Kermit felt like he was walking on sunshine as he walked ahead of his friends towards Hens Inn. But he froze dead in his tracks when a man he immediately recognized as Doc Hopper came out. He heard a familiar little voice saying "Put me down!"

Before the Muppets even had time to react, Robin had been thrown in a cage in the back of the truck and Doc and Junior were putting on their seat belts.

Without even thinking, Kermit hopped into the truck bed right next to the cage.

"Robin!" he said.

"Uncle Kermit!" Robin said.

They hugged each other through the bars. Then the truck started to pull away.

"No!" Fozzie shouted.

"Everyone back in your cars!" Clifford said. "We'll follow them!"

Kermit and Robin clung to each other as they watched their friends run to their cars.

"Uncle Kermit?" Robin said, "What do we do now?"

Kermit looked grimly down at his petrified nephew. For a moment he really didn't know what to do. But he gave his nephew a reassuring squeeze. "Now we hope, Robin," he said. "Now we hope."
 

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Oooh, that mean ol' Hopper! If he has a heart attack or something, I refuse to feel sorry for him! You hear me? I utterly refuse to feel sorry for Doc Hopper!

Have fun in Chicago and Wisconson Dells! I'm not sure how far away it is from the Dells, but pay a visit to the House on the Rock while you're there if you haven't seen it before. It's awesome; I've been there twice before (or was it three times?) and I've loved it every time I've gone.

-Kim
 

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Oh no! Poor Robin... at least he's okay at the end of my fan-fic...

Short but good Lisa! Sorry you can't be here this weekend. Have fun in Chicago!
 
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