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Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

Janice & Mokey's Man

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Hey! Y'know what? I need a workout buddy, Bill apparently works out...hmmmmmmm...

*gets Bill's #*

"Hey, man! 'Sup?! Look, I work out at muh local gym, and need me a workout buddy---and havin' a Muppeteer for one would just, like, so rock! Whaddya say, Bill ol' pal? :wink: "

And jeez, bein' a Muppeteer, his right arm must be strong as ALL get-out!!

:eek:

*little boy on TV flexes arm* "I wan'a grow up tuh be big wike BIWW! :smile: "
 

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Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
And jeez, bein' a Muppeteer, his right arm must be strong as ALL get-out!!
So this brings up the question: If Bill Barretta arm wrestled David Bowie, who would win?

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Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
Welp, as far as I know, David Bowie ain't no puppeteer, so muh money's on BILL!

:big_grin:
Good answer my friend, good answer...

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Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
"Survey SAYS!":

DING!!
This is true. Because I sent the survey to you, and I talked about Ding(us)...

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Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
LOL!!!

You're like a writer on "Seinfeld"---you tie everything together!

:stick_out_tongue:
This is what happens when I am on 5 hours of sleep, take a Biology final, and play the Sims all day.

Or maybe it isn't.

What do I know.

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Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
What Bill does at any given hour of the day.

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Well not off the top of my head.

That's what my "I Luv Bill 4-EVER" diary is for.

Duh.

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