Ask MikaelaMuppet Anything

[MikaelaMuppet]

Nice to know, I am probably bi then. That's fine, I was going to off myself next Friday anyway, just kidding! The fact that I would joke about something like that just proves that I've been watching way too much Family Guy lately. LOL!

Why thank you.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I feel like the jokes are not necessary and shouldn't even be allowed.

Do you still watch Family Guy despite that? Personally I love the show but I can't take anything about Jesus when it comes out of the mouth of Peter Griffin.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Why thank you.

I'm sorry I said that. Wow, some of the jokes I make anymore make me feel like praying for forgiveness after saying them. I think it's just a teenager thing though. There are plenty of topics I would never make fun of as long as I live (religion, abortion, disabilities, the Holocaust, 9/11, etc. etc.)

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Do you still watch Family Guy despite that. Personally I love the show but I can't take anything about Jesus when it comes out of the mouth of Peter Griffin.

Of course I do! Even my parents find the show to be funny.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

I'm sorry I said that. Wow, some of the jokes I make anymore make me feel like praying for forgiveness after saying them. I think it's just a teenager thing though. There are plenty of topics I would never make fun of as long as I live (religion, abortion, disabilities, the Holocaust, 9/11, etc. etc.)

Don't feel bad about it at all. I don't mind.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Of course I do! Even my parents find the show to be funny.

Because you are a Christian family, what do your parents think about the recurring Jesus character that frequently performs "magic tricks" instead of miracles and uses being the son of God as an excuse to sleep with young women on the show? I know some Christians who like the episode of Futurama where Zoidberg dresses up like Jesus and says,
"Look! I'm Santa Claus's brother," but I see that as a whole different thing because Zoidberg is an alien who knows nothing about Earthly things.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Don't feel bad about it at all. I don't mind.

Good! I just worry that sometimes the jokes I make could bother certain people, but when you think about it the old Looney Tunes & Tom and Jerry made fun of black people, suicide, drug abuse, sexism, Nazis, and plenty of other topics all the time and those were kid's shows.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Honestly, I was worried that you would stop liking me when you found about my dark sense of humor, the weird fetishes I have, how I don't like Trump, the fact that I'm a total emotional train wreck, how I have had 100s of cartoon crushes and very few real life ones, how I didn't stop toddler shows until I was 8 (which is made apparent on the Nostalgia thread because if you look up the dates on some of my childhood shows, some of them premiered in like 2007 or 2008 and most kids grow out of them when their 3), how I frequently talk neutrally about Family Guy (some things I like on the show, others I don't), and my country life style (some people would call me a redneck and a hippie because of how I like country music, fishing, country-style fried chicken, and hanging out at Bass Pro Shop). Honestly I don't think I'm that likable of a person and sometimes wish I was different. Do you really honestly like me after all the dark things I've said about myself all of which are true?

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Here is a poem that I wrote that describes of how I feel about myself:

Would you miss me if I died?
I asked my friend Jaime with tears in my eyes,
Why would say such a horrible thing?
Jaime asked me as the school bell did ring,
I'm a weird, unusual person,
Some people might worsen,
Their opinion of me,
When they learn the truth,
I feel like The Beast,
Trapped in a castle like a horrible monster,
With no one who will ever love me,
I hope some day that I will meet the beauty to my beast,
So I suck it up,
I stop my crying,
I wipe the tears off from my face,
I get up in the morning and go to the Kentucky Nascar race,
Even though I don't get into Nascar races,
I would like to go so I could meet new faces,
Friends that I could hang out with year after year,
Because true friends don't care about the fact that I am weird.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I have one more poem to share with you.

My Cat Spot:

One day my cat had a litter of kittens,
It was cold out so I was wearing my mittens,
As soon as I saw one of those cute little cats,
I knew that I'd love her forever and ever,
I took her in and her siblings into the house,
Gave them a warm blanket and a little toy mouse,
They drank from the mother,
While I watched Lilo & Stitch on TV,
In our little cabin that is decorated like a teepee,
Spot and I grew up together,
I hung out with her every day,
Even when the others kittens went their separate ways,
I fed her and loved care and cared for Spot,
In the ice cold Winter,
And the Summer when it's hot,
Then one dappled Autumn afternoon,
Spot become a mother of her own,
We bought a new kitten for her to care of as if he was her son,
Guess what,
Spot and that kitten are both still alive and well today,
I could go outside right now and tell them both hey.