Yes, I do have the valid posts in this thread, but I'm almost afraid to say this because I fear I'm gonna get mocked too, even though I NEVER have crushes on preteen characters. (ahem) I have a crush on...
ONLY the Classic version for some reason. I don't know why. I guess I like his personality or something. But I've liked him ever since I was 8, and I thought I left it behind me, but NOOOOO, it somehow came up again after all these years (if you don't count the cringey furry phase of my life in 2018.) I know he's 15. I'm 18, so it's not that creepy. But as soon as I turn 19, this has got to STOP.
*like the AVGN in his Bible Games video* I'm going to h*ll...