Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!

[ryhoyarbie]

breaking crayons huh...i must be at a muppet forum!...


ryan

 

[Zack the Dog]

Um, Zack? We're only supposed to break the things that are in this room.

*glup!* we are? oh...err, umm....i guess i didn't read that in the broucher.....umm, nevermind...hehehe, UHOH! here comes my boss! he's going to kill me!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Dig's a gigantic hole in the floor with his bare hands)

bye!!!! (zoom!)


Zack)Rowlf the, tomatos on the celling...what was i thinking!Dog.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Realizes Emmy wants to color on the walls, so he takes the wall he just cut down and pulls it apart, revealing the OTHER SIDE of the sheet rock, with its white covered layers. He lays them on the floor.*

There, now you can color there, too. And when those are full-up with color, Emmy, we can pull up the carpet.

OH! Hey, watch this!

*Pulls out pocket knife and starts carving "Muley" drawings in the hardwood floors.*

 

[HeraLirambar]

This looks fun!

Can I play?

*Holds up lighter*

No, no, this won't do.

*Holds up flamethrower*

Better. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BURN, EVIL INANIMATE OBJECTS! BURN, EVIL RECLINER! BURN, EVIL DICTIONARIES THAT DON'T HAVE THE WORDS COPACETIC, MUPPET, HOBBIT, OR ENT! BURN, EVIL WASHER AND DRYER! BURN, EVIL MONITER!

AUGH! No! Don't burn moniter! Don't burn! *Saves moniter just in time*

Where was I? Ah, yes. BURN!

Pyromaniac? Me? Naw...

 

[Crazy Harry]

I just went to a near by EB and found out that they might not be shipping the Muppet figures to that location. The Musicland in teh same mall doesn't look very promissing. The only comic book store I know of that's near my house show's no sign of having them in stock!

Ruhhhhhhh!

*begins tearing piano apart with bare hands*

 

[HeraLirambar]

"..And that's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things." -Ralph Wiggums, The Simpsons.

*Turns on flamethrower, but it doesn't work*
NO! MY PRECIOUS! I NEED MY FLAMETHROWER!
I suppose I'll have to settle for this lighter.
*Sees can of gasoline*
Oooooh. *Pours gasoline everywhere, lights the gasoline, and watches everything go boom*
You know, lighter? I think you and I are going to get along just fine.

 

[Manda:-D]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I laughed so hard at that, MILK came out my nose!!!!
(Note to self: Never drink milk and read posts on MC at the same time!!!)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Takes hinges out of the doors on all the cabinets and exposes dishes.*

Heh heh heh...

*Grabs up baseball bat and begins to smash all the plates, bowls, cups, glasses, et al on the shelves.*

WOO HOO!!

*Hands the cabinet doors over to Crazy Harry and HeraLirambar to tend to: the pyromaniac and the arsonist!!

FZ

 

[Zack the Dog]

*Takes him own cat's littler box and dumps the whole thing in the bathroom all over eveything*


MOM! i clean the litter box!!!!!!

I'm going to dump Boots's littler here from now on!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Decides he's done enough damage inside--goes outside.*

Look at this pretty rose garden!!

*Takes out scissors and clips off the flowers exposing long stemmed thorn branches.*

These roses smell so pretty!!

*Sprays them with Raid bug spray. Then spray paints them neon orange.*