Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!

HeraLirambar

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Originally posted by Crazy Harry
I'm afraid all the phones have already been thrown into the trash compactor... and the compactor was thrown out the second window.
Originally posted by electricmayhem
and it's smashed remaints were beaten to dust with a bat.
What was smashed to dust? The trash compactor or the window?
Oh, well. *Goes to sweep up dust, but whenever she tries to get it in the dustpan, she ends up having to back up*
I HATE DUSTPANS! *Uses broomstick like hockey stick and sends dustpan through broken window* And stay out!
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*looks in window of neighboring house he just smashed open with the sledgehammer and Ryan and his family is standing there looking at him.*

Well, I suppose this answers my last question. Sorry about the window, folks.

*Goes back to the house next door.*

Just send Matleo the bill. Later!

*Runs toward the trashed house's garage doors and begins to smash them with the sledge hammer. It's not doing the job so well as he'd like. Gets in Studebacher and backs up, aims at the doors and guns it.*

CRASH!

Haaaa! :crazy:
 

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* decides this would be a good time to pop open a stand that sells bats, tnt, hammers and any other destructive itmes that can help people in need to be destructive...*

ryan
 

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Ohhh. Well, then! *Takes rock and smashes out the rest of the window. The edges of the window don't smash off all the way.* Someone could cut themselves on that! :concern: *Takes boulder, smashes it through window, completely wrecking all of it* There! No more glass shards. Now there's just a draft... nuts.
 

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*outside grabs the mail box, breaks off little red flag, rips door off, takes out mail*


it's all bills! bills! bills! bills!

*starts to rips the bills to bits with teeth*

*sets flame's to mail box*

you know...this mailbox kinda looked like the one from Blues Clues...whoops....
 

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Originally posted by ryhoyarbie
* decides this would be a good time to pop open a stand that sells bats, tnt, hammers and any other destructive itmes that can help people in need to be destructive...*
**Blows up stand**

Take that!

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Originally posted by Fozzie Bear


Just send Matleo the bill. Later!
hehe....we'll talk later, Bear. Just remember there are thos eofus who come in here when you're oflineand wedo have access to rubber chickens.

*outside grabs the mail box, breaks off little red flag, rips door off, takes out mail*


it's all bills! bills! bills! bills!

*starts to rips the bills to bits with teeth*

*sets flame's to mail box*



Thanks, Zack! I owe you one.
 

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*after driving car through garage door...*

Well, why stop here?!

*Continues to drive on out the back of the garage.*
 
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