matleo
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Okm gang, in light of this thread I'v decided to purcahse myelf a a largepunching bag whenever I need to really work out some stress. See how nice it is? Now whenever I get stressed out, I just put on my boxing glove *puts on boxing gloves* and hit the bag.....
*punches bag* ........See? now theat...that really is therapeutic for me......
*punches bag*...Oh yeah....yeah, this is great!....
*punches bag* I can...I can really feel the stress just...just slip...ping...a.....way....
*throws off gloves and grabs lead pipe*
That that you lousy piece of useless garbage!!! *beats punching bag repeatedly with lead pipe. punching bag falls to gournd. Matt grabs chainsaw and revs it back up!! * I'll see you in H***, punching bag!!!! *attacks punching bag w/ Chainsaw sends sawdust and stuffing everywhere. Heaves what little is left of punchign bag into "House of Seven Gables" bonfire. grabs bits of canvas left form punching bag and shreds soe by hand. takes those send them through paper shredder. kicks paper shredder. grabs baseball bat. beats paper shredder. grabs bazooka. blasts paper shredder. Maniacally laughs at the carnage of the paper shredder.*
Whoo-dog!! THAT felt good!!
--Matt
*punches bag* ........See? now theat...that really is therapeutic for me......
*punches bag*...Oh yeah....yeah, this is great!....
*punches bag* I can...I can really feel the stress just...just slip...ping...a.....way....
*throws off gloves and grabs lead pipe*
That that you lousy piece of useless garbage!!! *beats punching bag repeatedly with lead pipe. punching bag falls to gournd. Matt grabs chainsaw and revs it back up!! * I'll see you in H***, punching bag!!!! *attacks punching bag w/ Chainsaw sends sawdust and stuffing everywhere. Heaves what little is left of punchign bag into "House of Seven Gables" bonfire. grabs bits of canvas left form punching bag and shreds soe by hand. takes those send them through paper shredder. kicks paper shredder. grabs baseball bat. beats paper shredder. grabs bazooka. blasts paper shredder. Maniacally laughs at the carnage of the paper shredder.*
Whoo-dog!! THAT felt good!!
--Matt