Chapter Twenty-Six
"Twenty seconds to curtain, Boss!"
Kermit repeatedly shifted his weight from side to side and grinned a lopsided, edgy sort of grin. "I can't remember the last time I was actually nervous about this," he said to no one in particular.
Suddenly there were silky gloves on his cheeks and tender lips colliding with his. Before he could react appropriately, the lips were gone and he was looking into bright blue eyes.
"For luck!" she smiled, and she pushed him towards the stage. "Now go!"
He suddenly found himself poking his head out of the giant O. "Ladies and gentlemen- It's THE MUPPET SHOW! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" And the music was played and the lights were lit and the curtain was raised and it was
time!
After the theme song, he scurried offstage for a brief moment, rubbing his right shoulder.
"Are you okay?" Miss Piggy asked.
"Note to self: I can only wave
one arm," was Kermit's explanation.
"Did you get a look at the audience?" Fozzie asked.
"Not yet," Kermit said. "You two should get ready; you're both pretty early in the show." With that, he turned to re-enter the stage.
The audience burst into applause at the sight of him.
"Wow! Hi-ho, there! Thank you! And WELCOME to the-"
"WELCOME HOME, KERMIT!" someone shouted.
Instead of dying down, the applause magnified, joined by shouts and cheers as the seats became empty but the audience remained full.
From backstage, Scooter peered out into the audience. "It's a full house!" he whispered to those behind him. "And they're giving him a standing ovation!"
"Even Statler and Waldorf?" Fozzie asked.
Scooter peered at the balcony. "Well they're not standing," he said, "But they are cheering!"
Kermit stood on the stage and stared at the audience, astounded at this sudden outpour of support. After a good solid moment, the audience members quieted and took their seats.
"Wow," Kermit said, genuinely touched. "Thank you! That was... That was unexpected."
"Why are you all sitting down?" Statler called down to the audience.
"Yeah, get out while you still can!" Waldorf added.
"Run!"
"Run!"
"Save yourselves!"
Kermit laughed. "Boy, is it great to see
you guys again!" he grinned. "I was wondering if you'd still be around when I got back. I mean the last war
you two were young enough to serve in was... What? The Revolutionary War?"
"Oh no! He fights back!" Waldorf said.
"And it's
personal!" Statler added.
"I gave some lines to Fozzie, too, so be careful," Kermit grinned.
"Lucky bear," Statler said.
"Yeah, he needs all the help he can get!"
"Sheesh." Kermit shook his head. "Anyway, thank you all for coming, it's great to see you all and to be back, and we've got a
terrific show for you tonight, so let's get started right off with a great big
bang!"
An explosion behind the curtain cued the start of the act, and Kermit slid offstage with the opening curtain.
"Gee," Kermit grinned when he was safely in front of his desk, "It's good to be home."
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"Morning, Rowlf!" Kermit said with a smile as his flipper met the bottom step.
"Morning, Kermit," Rowlf grinned from the piano bench.
"Y'know something great?" Kermit said.
"I know lots of great things," Rowlf said. "What's on your mind?"
"You see this sling?" Kermit said. "When I take it off this morning, I never have to put it on again!"
"Congratulations!" Rowlf grinned at him.
"Thanks!" Kermit went outside and raised his flag a little quicker than usual. He was excited. He came inside and sat down. As slowly and carefully as ever, he gently removed himself from his sling. Instead of folding it neatly and storing it in his lap while he rubbed and stretched, he took great pleasure in dropping the sling onto the floor.
Rowlf struck the piano keys.
"Born free," he sang teasingly,
"As free as the wind blows..."
Kermit laughed. "Free at last," he grinned as he rubbed and stretched his shoulder. He picked the sling up and began to repeatedly toss it into the air and catch it. "I wonder if Gonzo could use this in an act somehow."
"That would destroy it," Rowlf pointed out.
"Exactly!"
They laughed.
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“You
hardly look like you’re ready to fall asleep,” Kermit said that night as he followed his energetic nephew into the young frog’s room to tuck him in.
“Does that mean I can stay up late?” Robin hopped.
“Nope,” Kermit said. “Come on. In bed.”
“Aw…” But Robin complied. He hopped into bed and pulled the blanket up, but did not lie down. “Can we read a story? A really long one?”
“Sure,” Kermit said. “Which one?”
Robin hesitated. “Um…” He thought about it. “Black Beauty!”
“Black Beauty?” Kermit said. He took the book off the shelf. “Well, we can’t read
all of it tonight…”
“Why not?” Robin asked.
“Well, because it’s so long!” Kermit said. He sat next to his nephew on the bed and wrapped his newly-freed right arm around him and opened the book. “We can read a chapter or two, though.”
“Only two?” Robin asked.
“Well, we’ll see,” Kermit smiled. “Now are we going to read this book, or just talk about reading it?”
“Read it!” Robin said. He settled in against his uncle’s side. “Start with the title-“
“I know, I know,” Kermit smiled. “Okay. Black Beauty, by Anna Sewell…”
Robin nuzzled into his uncle’s side and, despite his apparent energy, was sound asleep by the end of the first chapter.
Kermit set the book aside and hugged his nephew close. “Sweet dreams, Robin,” he whispered. He kissed the young frog’s head, settled him against his pillow, turned out the light, and slipped out of the room, glancing at the sleeping little lump in the bed once more before closing the door.