2007 Muppet Presidential Election begins

[Erine81981]

Telly: Me and FilFil have are going with Miss Piggy. Isn't that right FilFil?

FilFil: Yep. We love how she gets real bossy. Funny to see a pig get mad.

Telly: Yep. *laughs*

 

[The Count]

Scooter, reading over the latest poll results: Hey! We're up to second in the polls! This is great news!
Thanks to everybody who's voted for Miss Piggy so far... But please remember, the voting's not done yet. So vote for the pig, the first female president!

 

[Beakerfan]

*Beaker starts panicking, running back and forth* Beaker: What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?!? I gotta do something to get my votes up!!!

*Floyd walks in* Floyd: Hey man! Chill out. See, I'm gonna be your new campaign manager. I always liked guys that work with chemicals.

 

[Erine81981]

Animal: Chem-i-cals! Chem-i-cals! *breaths heavily*

 

[Luke]

*Beaker starts panicking, running back and forth* Beaker: What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?!? I gotta do something to get my votes up!!!

Bunsen: Well, we could BBQ the pig?

I'd just like to make some more campaign announcements - 1) The Muppets will be revived - shows to include Pepe's Top Model, Elmo In Space, and Who Wants To Be A Muppeteer? 2) All new Muppet CD's to be released - collaborations with Snoop Dog, Jessica Simpson and ALF!, 3) The Muppet Channel to open - all Muppet, all the time. 4) Muppetworld theme park to open - includes the ride "Flying Penguins Of DooooooooooooM".

There'll also be a new war on terror .... we'll be putting a leash on Animal!

 

[Erine81981]

There'll also be a new war on terror .... we'll be putting a leash on Animal!

Animal: No leash! No leash! *tries to attack Bunsan but gets held back from the chain leash*

 

[theprawncracker]

Grover: Oh, all of those things sound wonderful Dr. Honeydew! But I must know, will furry little Grover be included in this new "Muppet World"? Oh, I hope so! I love to have fun!

 

[The Count]

... Or we can skewer the melonhead instead.

 

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: Whoa. Don't get all hyped. We are leading a peaceful campaign, and will have a peaceful presidency.

 

[The Count]

Scooter: That reminds me... *Heads out to round up the Electric Mayhem to get them to perform for Piggy's pep rally on Wednesday afternoon. Maybe some of the guys back at the theater would want to vote for Piggy.