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  1. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *Motors? Fool, the only ship fitted with motors is the Reunion. As if on cue, the motor engines Bo's ship has cough and sputter, dying on the spot, still cursing the vessel to a watery grave.
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    The RHLC!

    Sounds good Sara... Take care of your mom and let us know if we can help with anything. *Crosses fingers that her drive into town goes well unlike a certain mad cabby from England I could mention.
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    Who are the top 5 posters?

    Yeah... And each time you post I keep coming at ye... *Slams custodian's surprise into Bo's gullet. Maybe this'll keep ye quiet for a while.
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *After cutting the anchor rope, Moppet committed the fatal error of dooming the ship. For it was that anchor rope that was holding the ship afloat. Now, unwittingly, the boat begins to take on far too much water for the two hands to scoop out. The ship will soon sink to the bottom of the...
  5. The Count

    Who are the top 5 posters?

    Three strikes... You're out Bo! *Ice cold tea gets dunked over the janitor.
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    Release Date Slated for T*K*O Season Two DVD

    *Pot of custodian's surprise falls on Bo. Did someone call for a hot meal? Oh so sorry about that. *Dumps ice cold tea on Bo. Maybe you'd prefer something to drink.
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    Who are the top 5 posters?

    *Muttering... Not if I hit you first. At least the gap between us isn't that big now... *Low Reaper-like laugh.
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    MC:BB - An All New Season

    *Fortunately, noone heard the wake-up call with the new musical accompaniment, as the intercom's broken off and devoured by one of the non-housemates.
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    WTB: naked Rowlf

    Uh no... Ken's trying to finance his own self-business, known as Creatus Maximus. Go to the CMX forum and you'll find some articles in the Gray Matters section that'll probably help explain this. All moneys from whatever Muppets/Palisades items he sells through his eBay store go directly...
  10. The Count

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Squeeee... Don't forget about the squeeee! Lisa and Ryan and Layla. Yep, the three halves present, or at least they will be. Loved how it's all coming together again under the watchful ears of Robin. And while this chapter was great,something occured to me... Kermit was dancing with Janice...
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    The RHLC!

    Wasn't so much of a nitpick as it was trying to make you laugh a little li'l cuz. Yeah, I can understand the bind you're in, hope your mom gets everything taken care of.
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    Hensonville Histories.

    Chapter 1: Hometown. Not every tale has an ending, though you'll find that they inevitably have a beginning. So it was with that amphibious entertainer and his troop of theater crazies. Tired of meandering through the streets of the indistinct cities their touring travels took them, they...
  13. The Count

    Who are the top 5 posters?

    Well... You've still got 85 more to go Alex.
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    MC:BB - An All New Season

    Over here then... *Uses medical dropper to insert three or four drops of cure into Alex's ear. OK now, you just lie there on your bed and let the medicine work. I'll be back to check up on you later. *Leaves tray with strawberry smoothie and TV remote control for Alex while she's recuperating.
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    The RHLC!

    Heh... Don't worry about it too much Sara, you can always take that driver's test again another time. And you hope they can fix your mom's hip without putting her in the hospital? Um, isn't she already in the hospital to begin with? Anyway, hope she's tended to with the kiddliest of kid gloves.
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    FanFic: Penguin With A Dream

    Oooh... Very good, very good. Loved the transformation of Mr. Lords. Still afraid for Mokey's sake. Please post more when you can.
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    MC:BB - An All New Season

    You haven't been swimming in that mutagenic contaminated pool again, have you? Come here, I think I got in a new shipment of mutant antidote from those folks at the Xavier Institute.
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *A small white box containing a faint pink rose ornament rests on the end table in the Moppet's house's living room. The label reads "To Vanessa, from Ivan" whilst the latter is nowhere to be found within the premises. The exchange student is practicing his metamorphosis exercises, a little...
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    FanFic: Penguin With A Dream

    Yes! More must be posted! And soonerish, please!
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    Muppet Listings 16.0

    Thanks, it does help. Unfortunately, I don't have this special in my library. Will have to double check with Muppet Wiki to make sure though. Still have a lot of questions left to answer from stuff I've found there and other sources... But I'm leaving this until the summer when I'll have...
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