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  1. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    No problem Kathy. *Soft music starts to play, with a decidedly birthday theme to its melody. MC Dorms were brought to you today by the letter B, for Big Bird... And by the number 20. Count: Mmm, nice big number for our feathered friend. Night all.
  2. The Count

    All My Numbers.

    Huh? Sorry, but I was falling down with you. Incidentally, how do you stand on your head? *Hee. Trust me, more will be posted... School stuff in the way and other things that need tending to, like the new machine that I should be learning how to use. And thanks for the stories Ru...
  3. The Count

    Muppet Costuming For Yourself?

    Thank Ru for that interesting detailed review of your contest entry. *In Bugs Bunny manicurist tone: And I just find monster stories sooo interesting. After all, only the most interesting monsters are worth knowing about. BTW: Kev... When I've been searching for Muppets in eBay's Toys and...
  4. The Count

    The RHLC!

    Uncle Deadly, stirs a pot on the stove and fills up a set of teacups with eerie gray. Anyone for some tea? And there are no tea and tea cakes this time. Crazy Harry: Did somebody say TNT? All: Nooooooo! *Ka-boom! Crazy Harry flees the scene laughing as more fruity fillings litter the HQ...
  5. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Count, to himself: Portal? Hmm, she must have access to the tunnels in the Matthew T. Fraggle Room. Oh vell, at least there'll be plenty of pastries for the birthday on Thursday and this coming veekend. *Trundles off to Room #1 to head off for a night's rest in peace as well.
  6. The Count

    The RHLC!

    UD: The fate of your beloved theater gofer is entirely in your own hands Hunt. So you'd be wise not to bombard me with those horrid things called eclaires as previously proposed. But if we're laying down terms of a truce... Then I wouldn't object to cart off some cheesecake shells or...
  7. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Count: Vhy don't you Storyteller? After all, ve could use some of those fine pastries for Big Bird's birthday. Oh vell, let them have their yummy fun for now.
  8. The Count

    The RHLC!

    *Disappears after raising metal merangue shield before lemon pie hits... Prefer mummy merangue myself rully. UD, snarling down below: Do it, and the boy gets it! Scooter: Don't hit him with any eclaires!
  9. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Calling after Gonzo: Trust me, it was in there when they were camped out up on the roof last year, during the time the dorms closed down! Sure hope Beth and Cath read the latest addition. Wonder if I should talk to them about who/what should be #3. Oh well, they'll reply to the story...
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    The RHLC!

    *Voice from above: Too late! *Cherry pies rain down on William, leaving him in a state of sweetened shock, followed by two scoops of vanilla ice cream. *Voice: Well, what's pie if not a la mode?
  11. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Huh? Hee, Kathy... You haven't been privy to the conversations between the prawn and the toga have you? It goes like this... One says right, then the other says left, then sideways, March, May, oh, P, Q... And so on, at least that's what I've come to understand from their strange...
  12. The Count

    A Heart of Gold

    UD: Fear not Ryan my boy... Got these from the pie fight over in the RHLC. *Slides Boston Screamand 4 and 20 Blackberry pies in their boxes under the door. *Note: As of this post, for the moment, I'm 1500 posts mo' away from knocking out Bo!
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    A Message For ALL

    *Snaps and starts whipping in retalliation... Yes! We'll find out what guts you've got... When it's the weasels doing the stomping! For it's weasel stompin' day! *Weasels start stomping away on Beakerfan out of anger. Hey,you weasels leave her alone! Quick Alex, back to the safety of...
  14. The Count

    The RHLC!

    UD, hiding beneath the RHLC in his underground bunker: What fools these RHLC-ers be! They've been throwing perfectly good pies at spectral projections, Ed's not been in here all afternoon long. Though maybe I should snag some of the remains of their armaments, Ryan will need sustinence now...
  15. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Posted by der prawnideude: "Right? Ernie: *outside room* Left! Ryan: That's Lisa's line! Ernie: Sorry!" Me, from the hallway, offscreen: Sideways!
  16. The Count

    All My Numbers.

    Oh yeah? *Rolls out muffin cannon and aims it at Ryan. OK, your move buddy. Waiting for two others to read and post, names of which are posted there up above. That, and I'm not sure who/what I want as #3. Oh well, I'll talk it over with my helpers and post when I get the chance to do so.
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    A Heart of Gold

    That may be... But you also said... Posted by duke of chutney: "See you on Monday!" And it's certainly well before the end of March... So get posting! Uncle D, lock him in that room of his if you have to, we need this story posted post-haste! UD: With pleasure! He'll have a tomb with no...
  18. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Leaves note on Room #7's door... Well, I told you someone should've gone in there and do something like that... So can you honestly blame me? Besides, at least I'm not in league with those SWabby people. Sure, she's my sister and all, but it's her club and she's the one who does battle with...
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    Message from a Prawn

    You're welcome Caroline. Oh, you still have a smudge of cherries on your face, you might want to wipe that off. *Hands her a napkin.
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