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  1. The Count

    Random Ramblings

    *Hurls tomatoes at Bo for the bad joke. The ones who should be banned are all these weirdos. From performing on this stage ever again. Both: Dwohohoho.
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    Where Your Heart Leads You - A Rowlf Story

    She'll be nicely surprised to see this one come back up topside. Be sure to read the others in the series: The Ties That Bind, The Unbrakeable Bond, In Love and Harmony, and The Next Step. Don't think of Wanda as being similar as Catgut, from talking to Beth, Wanda's her own cat about the same...
  3. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Voice: Yaey, and thou know the hour of MopFam destruction is nye when the pink cow alien boy lover of a Kathy wooden nymph has drunken of the punchy fruity... When he stumbles into the wrong thread and starts posting like the vagabond sasparilla swiller he is wont to be... Thou will takest it...
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *Booming voice from nowhere in particular that can be found... You are all doomed! And Prawny... Post mooooore fanfic!
  5. The Count

    Garfield and Friends voice artists

    Yeah... Loved the series, even got to watch it before my sight got worse. They had three different theme songs... And great humor in all the episodes. If you want something different, check out Lorenzo Music's voice work in the animated feature The Adventures of Mumfie. A funny twisted...
  6. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *A mechanized dragon's snout pokes up through the creaking floorboards... Arggledy-snarggledy... Mairin, that you? Professor Devinshire, go get Vanessa... We're going to need... *The blue bionic beast sinks back down underground before he can finish his sentence through the cockpit's...
  7. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *OOC: Is sokay Claudia, that kind of humor's fine around here. Bo! Miss you? Not so much as one misses the flu... Hey Prawn, while you're at it, fish out his wallet... He owes me $50 for the blasted door and hole we had to repair.
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Meanwhile... *Deep underground past the forboding gates... Master Cole: Come, I feel my sister's presence... Twas nary yesterday when I felt she shuffled off her mortal trappings and befell a second deathnel. Her soul must be here somewhere... You have your missions, I trust you each to...
  9. The Count

    The Isle of Meep

    Yes, it's a must to understand the story. Alex, to make the story flow better and seem more complete, you want I should merge both threads?
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Wonder if Lisa found her word and the mini pancakes we left out on her windowsill. Oh well, it'll make for a good breakfast for her and Prawn. Night all. Count: MC Dorms vere brought to you by the letter S and by the number 5.
  11. The Count

    A Heart of Gold

    *Quietly... Thank you. Post more... Soonerishkibbible or something like that. *Passes out back into the nothingness that is total blackness of unconsciousness.
  12. The Count

    Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

    Sleep? Must be one of those oft-fabled things, like the Golden Fleece, the Bermuda Triangle, or the life of a prawn and a toga. Good schtuff, that half said everything already. More plzzzzzzz.... *Head conks out on the table.
  13. The Count

    The Next Step: The Fifth and Final Rowlf Story

    Uh... That'd make him Ryan 3. Remember, we had docnzhoss before either of youz guys showed up. But that's OK... Prawny's the Ryan #1-0000 in my friends' list anyway.
  14. The Count

    10,000 POSTS! TWO in One Day.

    *From next to the bat-rooms... Just make sure you ask him how many lumps he wants first, it's funnier that way.
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    10,000 POSTS! TWO in One Day.

    Aw... Whazza mattah Prawny? There's enough punch for everybody. *Dumps out the spiked punch into the sink and serves some more regular punch. BTW: Winslow, D'Snowths gets badly drunk on normal regular fruit punch. Don't ask, just go read the old T*K*O stories. *Spies banana cream pie...
  16. The Count

    Muppet Fanfic: Something worth waiting for

    Especially when Prawny just cracked the 10K mark... Please Layla, come back and post moooooooooooooore! Oh hi Claudia. If you like this, then you should check out Catherine (Ruahnna)'s stories as well. The order of hers is: A Pig Out of Water (TGMC), Somebody's Getting Married? (TMTM), not...
  17. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *At an intersection in town, the Count's Countmobile pulls up next to Claudia's car. The Count, coming back from the party in Ryan's honor at the Muppet Amphitheater over in another part of town... Hello Claudia... Out for a midnight bite? Mmm, there are some good food places open now. Oh...
  18. The Count

    Need some calming, encouraging words...please?

    Hey Sara... First off... *Careful hugs. Now then... Yeah, I understand. Personally, I'm not all that big on the crux of ubber-importance religion needs to have. Don't call me an athest, cause that's not what I am. No, I prefer to think of myself as a panthiest. What's that mean? It...
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    10,000 POSTS! TWO in One Day.

    Congratulations to Prawny and D'Snowths. Two of the finest fellows on this forum... Guys who I'm glad to call friends and have 'em hang out at my crypt just to pass away the time watching Muppet movies or other TV shows or stuff like that. The sad thing is... Prawn, you coulda helped out...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Aw... Why'd you have to go and stop her? She was on a roll. Especially since that's her name. Guess she's financially well off, given that you're in the dough. Aaaaah! The jokester's in rare form tonight. Wocka wocka! *Voiceover from Floyd: Forgive him Little Richard, wherever you are...
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