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I think Sanford and Son had a pregnant lady episode, but if I remember correctly, Fred uncharacteristically took the lady to the hospital so she could deliver the baby... but he was mistaken for the father, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hboSOIZ1-lM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJJ_kFXhks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85lBMQd5wmk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1DYdKrsB98 This guy did a walkthough of the original Super Mario Bros. game for NES (though he did it on wii), and does a...

Ohhh! Well then, in that case, then yeah, even M*A*S*H did that once where Hawkeye helped a Korean woman deliver on a bus back to camp, while Radar kept freaking out... but that was genuinely funny though, lol. HAWKEYE: Where were you when they taught this in school? ! RADAR: I must've...

Oh. I wouldn't know, I don't watch any of those Disney kidcoms, lol.

Um... what? Is that from modern sitcoms or something? Because I don't recall no "lame pregnant woman in an elevator sitcom cliche" before...

Yay! I have regained complete control of my account! Man... I had no idea how twisted Seymour really was... he must be so completely jealous of his twin brother, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Man... thanks to this guy, I'll probably get kicked out of the committee for asking him to host. :(

I was at BAM today, so I had a chance to skim through the book during my visit... and oh my cow, this book is bigger than I realized... I mean, it's HUGE! It's going to take me a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time to finish that thing whenever I get it. Like someone else mentioned, I didn't take the time...

You too? Just like the girl I'm in love with, only she's... um... what's the technical term... human? So um... what are these demands I have to give in to in order to get information about what went on here, and why that Seymour guy I asked to host the awards this year hacked my account?

Well... you're in pink... you're a lady... you're pink lady... y'know? "Pink Lady and Jeff"? One of those lesser-known Krofft shows that nobody liked?

Whu-whu-whu happened to my profile? What, did Seymour go crazy or something? What's going on here? What demands? Who is this pink lady without Jeff?

SNOWTH: Oogh... what happened? I don't remember a thang...

*Seymour escapes from inside the room, dragging a large burlap sack behind him. Hours later, at Hoover Dam...* SEYMOUR: Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyye, I'll miss you Snowthy... *Drops sack into water*

*Seymour manages to dig his way out of the ground* Enough playing games... forget the demand... you will NEVER see your precious snowth again... I have plans for him...

*All the while, Seymour Philip Hoffman tries to tunnel his way out from underneath the crushing giant stone coin, only to have it sink into the hole with him, which makes tunneling difficult* *Meanwhile, Snowthy, still singed from being electrocuted 15,000 times, starts tapping his foot on...

*Meanwhile, D'Snowth struggles in his electric chair, completely singed from head-to-toe with smoke billowing from him*

*Muffled* I wish you hadn't done that...

Hello. I am Seymour Philip Hoffman. I was asked by a representative from The Institute Of The Snowthers to host this year's Sixth Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Forum Awards, because apparently you guys couldn't afford bigger name celebs like Steve Carell or Ricky Gervais. I have a...

I was just rewatching the classic skit where Ernie and Bert are searching the jungle for Dr. Livingston, to which Ernie asks him his very important question which turns out to be "What's up, doc?" like Bugs Bunny... even Bert thought that was funny, as the doc moaned "This jungle's full of...

Yeah, they're inside a pyramid where they find a pair of statues that bear a striking resemblance to them, and whenever Bert left the room to explore a secret tunnelway, the Ernie statue would come to life which freaked Ernie out, but whenever Bert came back into the main room, the statue would...

Surprising, it was Irma, lol. While the Turtles falling for her was funny, one of my favorite lines from that episode is when April and Irma were down at the pier... IRMA: I didn't even get to meet one single sailor. APRIL: What are you talking about? You just met a whole fleet of them over...