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Thanks Aaron! And hey, Mazel Tov on your Senior Membership! YAAAAAAAAAAY! I think I'll just have to post a chapter in honor of your accomplishment. ...Wait... That means I have to WRITE a chapter... ...Well... Whenever it gets up, the next one's for you. No promises on a time range, though.

<wearing cups on ears, dancing around and singing, possibly growing a tail...?> <Has perhaps been in Fraggle Rock too long...> MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! WULLA WULLA! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHAAAANDIIIISE!

<Wearing plastic cups on ears, dancing around, and singing- Fraggle Rock is rubbing off> MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! WULLA WULLA!

<Wearing cups on ears> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE!

Yes. You take two lefts, a right, and another left, and when you can't go any further, turn around, and you're there! Now then, if you'll excuse me. <Ahem> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! Oh, hi, Convincing John. Wanna help us convince everyone that we should have Muppet...

YAY! I'm a Brigadeer General, whatever that is! <Continues picketting in Fraggle Rock> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE!

<Salutes> And hey, if I can get Convincing John on our side, the merchandise is as good as sold! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE!

Oh, I forgot. <Goes to picket in Fraggle Rock> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE!

Oh... MC merchandise... Oh, that's a good reason! C'mon, let's go picket with the striking writers. MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE!

PRAWNIE! RETURN MY PROTEGE'S ARMS THIS INSTANT! And we could get in trouble for that comment. C'mon. Obama's a nice guy. Or at least he acts like he is. But I digress, and I'm not politically savvy enough to continue. Check the thread title. Why are we here?

Death to TREES? NOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE the trees! Death to... Um... ...I forgot again. Why are we in this thread? Was it something about Obama?

<Launches lemon merangue pie at Prawnie> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM? I'm your HALF/SISTER/FIANCE/WIFE/WHATEVER OTHER RELATIONSHIP WE HAVE! How DARE you forget me! <Runs off to go cry under a rock>

True. And we wouldn't want that. We need her for the- ...What's this thread about again?

<Whispering to Prawnie> I don't know... Think I should line something painful at her?

Mayyyyyybe, but the lemon merangue is already loaded...

Clearly. <Re-loads the pie launcher> Lemon merangue, anyone?

Well, yes, short, but HOW short? Are we talking shaved heads here, or what? And no, I don't really want to fight about it. I'd lose miserably and end up with a lot of bruises. Unless, of course, I got the first strike, and it was with a frying pan.

Mandatory haircuts? How short are we talking here?

Oh, I could go for some MC merch, depending how affordable it is. Keep in mind, this is a broke college student speaking. I don't have much money to spare. But I would definitely we willing to spend some of what I DO have on MC merch... (or to put MC merch on a birthday present wishlist).

Oh, I don't doubt at all that Kermit would be good for a hug. He's just too nice of a guy to be a bad hugger. But ROWLF, well, no matter HOW you pronounce his name, he's just naturally got all the physical attributes, AND the perfect character, to give AWESOME hugs. (Yes, well, this is why I...