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Oh, how awful! Did you get a bunch of signatures on the cast?

No, no. That was some other guy. This guy NEVER had a gaggle of girls on this side of the pond lusting after him. ...<cough>

I KNOW, right? He's just so... like... ugh. Always getting locked in closets and making those mental images...

I've GOT my own! I just... don't remember where it is. It's either in a cannon, an ear, or a nose. Or maybe the piano... Have you checked the piano?

Oh no thanks, I've got plenty of Swiss. Got anything Gouda?

Ohhhhh yeah... I remember now! Hey, have you seen my Holy Mosquito? I can't remember if I left it in your spleen or Beaker's appendix...

Not to be confused with NCIS. HUGE difference. One is a dramatic military crime show, and the other is... erm... Wait, which is which again?

Buntis. Definitely Buntis. Or maybe Brutus... Borus? Something with a B...

Wait, which one guy? Or was it one girl? Or maybe it was both. Wait, no... I'm thinking of Aunt DanDan. <attempts balancing a bagel on nose>

...Prawnie... consider the forum we're posting on. We're ALL whack jobs HERE!

With that joke, I'd better head for the exit. If only I could find that way, way out, way out. Really, though. You'd think I'd have learned to lock my head after mind #3 wandered in... Although, maybe I was hoping he would leave.

I've got this strange urge to tap-dance in tapioca and marshmallows...

Right. That thing. We don't talk about that thing. But hey, I brought up cheese, so... I dunno. I guess I'm feeling risky tonight. You didn't let Gonzo tap into my half of the brain waves, did you?

AHH! How did THAT happen? Have you been messing with the time machine again?

Text message. Or a psychic connection. I can never remember which is which. And I don't know about the toupee... What's with the gold chain and the shirt cut to the navel?

Oh very off. I'm pretty sure you were in Florida. That... or my internet wasn't working. So I was off-line. And since I'm half you and you're half me, and I was offline, that makes you half offline, and... erm... Hang on, I left my calculator at school...

Another thing the Prawn can't do is to be out-punned. Or at least, he has a very hard time of it. I DID beat him ONCE... but only once. In about five years. He's ridiculously punny.

I more prefer American cheese, myself... unless I'm having Gonzo shoot it out of canons. Then it's Swiss cheese, all the way. Much safer than mozzarella.

Oh, right! Tap dancing. He can't tap dance. But how are you at salsa?

He CAN'T... do a good impression of Kermit the Frog. He does a FANTASTIC Miss Piggy, a decent Grover and Floyd and Bunsen... but he can't do Kermit. Other things the Prawn can't do... um... hmm. Well... he can't, um... can't... <scratches head> Huh. Good question.