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I suggest the same boring, annoying suggestion my dad makes every time anyone in the family gets a new electronic device of any kind... Read the owner's manual. I'm not going to tell you to read the darn thing cover to cover, because that is PAINFUL, but the point of an owner's manual is to...

As the TARDIS I am most familiar with is a cookie jar and I haven't actually seen the show... I'm a bit lost. Maybe I should try Harry Krishna. <spins in circles> <which is far less complicated than spinning in stars or trapezoids> <but not MUCH less complicated than spinning in hexagons>...

MY word! MY word! MY word! ...Yes. As a Jew, I claim ownership of the word "oy." Just ask Prawnie. <smuggles in peppermint tea> Mmm... That's my kinda drink.

Ooh, grammar? Well, technically, no, "You never says anything about any muffin" doesn't fit with any prescriptive form of grammar--that is, it's not Standard English--but it COULD follow the grammatical rules of certain dialects or "sub-standard" forms of English which are only viewed as...

Ah HA! Then it's Beau's fault. Which begs the question, of course... are we talking about Beau the Muppet Janitor, or Beau the Brit who has a nasty habit of getting locked in closets and getting doused with iced tea? Either way, it's hardly a surprise that he flubbed his line... whoever the...

Well, obviously, it's... erm... YOUR line! Because my line is done. Or flubbed. Or both!

I have absolutely no idea.

Oh, I'd be happy to! There will be more of this.

Okay! There will be more of this.

Lisa the Intern presents some more Almost Daily Fraggle Rock Quotations. Now get goin'! http://themuppetmindset.blogspot.com/2011/01/almost-daily-fraggle-rock-quotations_23.html

<straps on greaseberry leaves> Not that I understand the rules... Ooh, look! I've never seen a BLUE rock daisy before... <gets hit in the head by vitamin drink and falls over> <scrunches face> Story of my life... And yet, only whiffle balls give me legitimate concussions. Oy... <tries to get...

"Allowed"? What is this "allowed" you speak of? Methinks we already established that there are no rules, and those are the rules. Or at least somebody established that. On a relatively serious-esque note, I have just read through this entire thread for the first time when I should have been...

<Laughs!> Oh, well played, Ed! And here I didn't even think of that... Shame on moi.

Chapter Sixty-Eight “Two minutes to curtain, everybody! Two minutes to curtain!” Scooter announced as he whizzed through the theater. “Rowlf, you’d better get to the band pit. Clifford, are the lights ready?” “All set, ‘cept for number 27, as usual,” Clifford said as he hauled himself up...

Teddy Bear Alert! At least half of this chapter just sort of did its own thing and went and got all painful. I don't know which of my minds to blame for this, but I swear, it is NOT MY FAULT! ...Right. Anyway.

Lisa the Intern finally gets back to her Almost Daily Fraggle Rock Quotations. Whoopie! http://themuppetmindset.blogspot.com/2011/01/almost-daily-fraggle-rock-quotations.html

<Grins> Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say. Ah, my little emotional masochists... Hmm... Good question. There's SOME Melinda and Ray the Frog type pain... ish... But it's not QUITE like that, exactly... Beyond that, I can't quite categorize it to align with any of the other kinds of pain...

It's amazing how inspiring it is to get six replies to a chapter within twenty-four hours of posting it. This time yesterday, I knew all of two words about the next scene. Now I've written the first eight paragraphs, and I've got the whole closing sequence all figured out... I would LOVE to keep...

The heck you say! Oh okay. THAT, I believe.

There we go... Between that and a little chicken soup, you two should be over that nasty cough in no time.