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The Goodbye Song is a classic. May "Luna" RIP.

Ernie: Hey, Bert! Some of the Fraggles are out playing in the snow before it all melts. You wanna go? Bert: No thanks, Ernie. I'm just going to sit in here and read my book and drink some tea. Ernie: Come on, Bert. I promise you can be on my team for the snowball fight this time. That...

I really don't remember a whole lot of the Bear songs, but I've always really enjoyed "Dear Grandma" where Bear is helping Tutter write a letter to his Grandma Flutter. It's sweet and funny at the same time.

Ernie's voice: Muppet College Dorms were brought to you by the letters A, C, and by the number 10. Muppet Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central forums.

*A sealed tupperware of Sesame Seed Honey bars are left on the doorstep of White Rabbit's room with a note. It reads: Dear White Rabbit and Friends, Welcome to the Muppet Dorms neighborhood. We are excited to meet you soon. Sincerely, Bryan, Big Bird, Bert, Ernie, Cookie Monster...

Cookie: (chomping) Oh, Bryan! Thank you for Scouting Girl coookie. They so delicious! Bryan: Glad you like em, Cookie Monster. Don't eat them all at once, now. Bert: Did you get your new tire, Bryan? Bryan: I did! Yeah. Good thing too, because I have to drive all the way to Irvine to...

Ernie: Wait for us, Ed! Bert: Yeah, we want to listen too. Big Bird: Are you coming, Bryan? Bryan: No, you guys go ahead and listen to the show. I've got to get my new tire. I'll listen later. Big Bird: Okay. See ya later!

It just seems to me like you are always going on a cruise! Cruises are fun. I've been on a few. One to Alaska, one (for a weekend) down to Mexico, and one to the Galapagos Islands. The last one was about 8 years ago. I'd like to go on another one someday. Maybe I'll put that down on our...

Ernie: Hi, Bryan! You want a Scouting Girl cookie. I picked up our order from Nora yesterday. Bryan: Not now, thanks. Ernie: Where've you been? Bryan: (sigh) Trying to get a new tire on my car. Ernie: What for? Bryan: Because of this! (holds up an unwound paperclip) Ernie: Why...

Welcome home, Steve! We missed you but I can't wait to hear all about your trip to WDW! :)

You never know about these things, Princeton. You may have done better than you thought. The worst part of an audition is afterwards when all you can think about is what you should have done or could have done better. From a fellow actor who is working the audition circuit out in the real...

How funny that the "Guys and Dolls" was referenced here because I am actually in a production of the musical now as we speak.:sing: :zany:

You'll have a blast, I'm sure. We'll miss you though. I am just now realizing Kathy, you go on so many cruises. How many do you go on? Seems like at least a couple every year!

Who said anything about David Spade? Yuck! And one of the other reasons I did suggest Drew Carey is that he's a good family household name. He has a good image.

Ernie: Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the number 2 for two-step, and by the letter D for dance. Come on, Everyone! Let's "Do De Rubber Duck"!

Bryan: Umm...fer sure?

It looks just like him. Great work!

Bert: Sure!

Bryan: (looks out the door). What's going on out there? Bert: Let's groove! Bryan: I guess the world must be ending when you see Tony dancing with Lefty. Where's Alex? (sees Bert shimmy for Alex.). Oh my...

(phone rings) Bryan: Hello? Oh, hi, Telly! How are ya? ...uh huh...whoa whoa! Slow down...You say the world is coming to an end? And we only have four more years to live? Oh, Telly. Where did you get this crazy nonesense?...from a website. From Muppet Central Forums? Umm...Telly...