Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

*Singing: Some guys really like to plaaaay with dools!
*Wonders if Torgo's Pizza is still open this late at night.

How funny that the "Guys and Dolls" was referenced here because I am actually in a production of the musical now as we speak.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
(Bumps into the wall)
Well, I'm sure I left them somewhere...
Odd. Where could they have gone?

Claudia:
(Steals a glance)
(Hums nervously)
(Typing)

Beaker:
(Looks to the cieling thankfully)
....
(Kneels, kissing the floor)
Meeee meee!
MUA! MUA! MUA!
(Bows several times)

Claudia:
(Tries to sneak out of the room)

Bunsen:
(Clutches to her shirt)
You wouldn't have the slightest idea, right?
I should hope so.
I need them so!
Well, depends who I'm clinging to of course...
(Giggles)

Claudia:
(Shifty eyed)
(Takes in a gentle breath)
(Exhales)
...
(Sucks in her breath once more, making meeping sounds)
Mee mee meee mee!
Meee meee mee meee.
(Makes a corny hand gesture--something his assistant would do)

Bunsen:
My word...
I have not gained weight!
Beaker, what's gotten into you?

Claudia:
(Desperate)
Mee mee mee!

Bunsen:
(Stumbles back)
The size of a doughnut factory, you say?
Oh! That really does it, Beakie.
(Shakes head)

Claudia:
(Smacks her forehead)
MEEP MEEP MEEP!

Bunsen:
Oh goodness.
How...how vulgar!

Beaker:
Mee mee mee mee!

Bunsen:
Claudia, why were you posing as Beaker?....
Do I really look as big as a doughnut factory?
(Twiddles fingers)

Claudia:
(Glares at Beaker)
I'm not very fluent...
I wasn't even sure what I was saying...and uh...
No, no, you're just plump!

Bunsen:
...I beg your Pardon?

Claudia:
What I mean to sa...
I...
He...

Bunsen:
Ok, going back to the point...
where are my glasses?

Claudia:
(Looks to the floor)
Peepers ate them.

Peepers:
(Growls at her)

Bunsen:
No...you just never updated that fic of yours!

Claudia:
(Reddens)

Bunsen:
No wonder.
Well, when you feel the need to update a new chapter...
Just do so...

Claudia:
Re-really?

Bunsen:
Of course...

Claudia:
How nice of you, Bunnie!
(Huggles him tightly)

Bunsen:
Tsstsst.
(Maces her)

Claudia:
EEEEEEEEEE!
IT BURNS!
OH! NO!
(Falls back)

Bunsen:
Ohhooohhhooo!
How exciting!
I'm oh so evil...
(Puts his pinky to his lips)
Right, Beakie?

Beaker:
Meee!
(Puts finger to lips)

Claudia:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OH THE AGONY!
OH!

This is SO not shagadelic!

[80's funkadelic swirls twirl in her mind as she wakes up from this nightmare]

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Claudia:
EEEEEEEEEEP!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Look, I understand my eggs aren't the best...
But did you have to faint?

Claudia:
What?
(Smells an awful stench)
OH GOSH!
WHAT DIED IN HERE?

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Looks on flatly)
My eggs.

Claudia:
(Sees cows flying in her room)
(Sees Janitors dancing to Barbie Girl...)
(Sees dead people)
What...the heck?
Auntie Em, Auntie Em, it's a twista!
It's a twista!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Huh?
Claudia, are you alright?

Claudia:
Somewhere over the rainbow...
way up high...

There's a cow..
that I've heard of...once in a lullaby...
(Faints again from the sight of his eggs)

Bunsen:
You've killed her with your cooking!
(Spraying Febreeze)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Shut up, Melon head!

Beaker:
(Clips his nose)
MEEP!

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hi, Bryan! You want a Scouting Girl cookie. I picked up our order from Nora yesterday.
Bryan: Not now, thanks.
Ernie: Where've you been?
Bryan: (sigh) Trying to get a new tire on my car.
Ernie: What for?
Bryan: Because of this! (holds up an unwound paperclip)
Ernie: Why, that's a paperclip!
Bryan: Yes, it is.
Ernie: Bert, what was your paperclip doing in Bryan's tire?
Bert: That's not my paperclip! Bryan, what happened?
Bryan: I went to clean out my car and I look down at the tire and there was this (holding up paperclip) punctured in the side of my tire. I started to pull it out but then I heard air leaking, so I plugged it back it.
Ernie: Bert, you really shouldn't have your paperclips just lying around the parking lot.
Bert: Ernie, I keep my paperclips nicely linked in my cigarbox that you gave me, remember.
Bryan: Besides, the thing was sticking in the side of the tire to where it would be impossible to run over it. I hate to say it but I think someone stuck it in there.
Ernie: On purpose? Bert!
Bert: Ernie, how many times do I have to say it? That is not my...why would I do something like that?
Bryan: Relax, Bert. I know it wasn't you. But now I have to get a new tire and I just bought new tires a few months ago.
Ernie: Can't you just patch up the hole with some tape or bubble gum or something?
Bryan: I wish I could, but that wouldn't hold up very long. Besides, the paperclip was punctured into the side of the tire, which can't be fixed. So I have to just get a replacement. The Good news is that when I bought my new tires, I payed extra for the road hazzard warranty. So the new tire won't really cost me much, if anything. It's just a thorn in my side.
Ernie: Or a paperclip in your tire! Khekhekhe!
Bert: Eh-eh-eh-eh!
Bryan: Ha, yeah I guess so. I can't get the new tire til Monday, so I had my spare put on so I can still use the car. Anyway, I hope that no one around here would deliberately puncture my tire. We need to tighten outside security around this place. And Bert, keep an eye on those paperclips.
Ernie: He always does.


(OOC: Based on a true story and yes, it was really a paperclip)

 

[Erine81981]

We have some new dormies?

Grover: Yea. Where have you been?

I was over at my parents. I had trying to get their computer working and it just wouldn't. But then my brother in law got it working again.

Grover: For real?

Yea. You asked me where i had been.

Grover: I was just a being sarcastic.

Oh. Well maybe we should go greet them.

Grover: Ok.

Me and Grover head off to meet them

*knocks on the door* Hello there. *holds hand out for handshake* I'm Kyle. This here is Grover. One of my roomies.

Grover: How do you do? I learned that from my good freind Lena Horne.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Say, I think some new residents just moved in upstairs. Wanna come with me to say hi?
Gobo: You bet!
Wembly: Sure, sounds like fun!
*the three of them go upstairs, and find the newcomers by listening for unfamiliar voices.*
Hi Ailie, I'm glad you decided to join! I'm Kathleen, Kathy, Kate, Katie..whatever you like. This is Gobo, and this is Wembly Fraggle.
Gobo: Hi there!
Wembly: Hi everyone, wel... *he sees the chaimberlin.* Ahhh! *He starts to run out of the room.*
Wembly, wait, come back here! *to Ailie and roommates* Sorry about this.
Wembly: *coming back* *in a sheepish tone* Sorry about that. Well, I hope you have a good time here anyhow.

 

[Erine81981]

Hey look Grover. It's our good freind Kate! Hey Kate! *hugs Kate*

Grover: *waves* Hello Kate and cute and adorable fraggles.

It's been a while since i've come to see you and Gobo and Wembely. Hey guys. How are things going since you've been back.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Do not worry. I have been with cute little dogs before.

(whispers) Uh Grover?

Grover: Yea?

(whispers) That's not a dog.

Grover: What is it?

I don't know.

Grover: Thank you for letting me know. *laughs nervously*

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Oh hi Kyle. Hi Grover. Where are the others?
Wembly: Why we just love being back. Don't we, Gobo?
Gobo: I'm sure glad Wembly.
Yeah, I'm really glad I decided to come back. I'm sorry I left at all, but hey, everyone makes mistakes, right?
Gobo: *notices the Chamberlain eyeing him and Wembly* Yeah, well, I thate to cut this short, but I think we'd better go back downstairs now, eh Kate? Kyle, it was good to see you!
Wembly: Yeah, hey Kyle and Grover!
Yeah, maybe we'd better be getting back at that. It was nice to meet you! Kyle, Grover, it was great to see you again! Oh, and Ailie, we live down in room 5 if you need anything. See you later!
*as we're walking back to our room* Well, it should be interesting having them around! Should be fun though!
Wembly: Are you kidding? I mean, Ailie and Kira and Jen seemed nice, but did you see the way that big guy was looking at us Gobo?
Gobo: Yeah, I saw him Wembly.
Wembly: Well you seem kind of calm about it!
Gobo: Wembly, when you're a brave explorer, you've just gotta learn to confront scary things like that!
Wembly: Yeah, I guess so.
*laughing gently* Don't worry Wembly. I'm sure his roommates will keep an eye on him, and there are plenty of other people in the dorms who'll look after us. Remember, the best thing about Muppet College Dorm life is that we all look out for each other here.
Wembly: Yeah. *after a second to ponder this* Gee, that really helps. thanks!
No problem! Well, good night Wembly. Good night Gobo.
Gobo: Good night Kate.
Wembly: Yeah, good night.
*after a few seconds of silence* Say, how 'bout we do tonight's sponsors?
Gobo: Okay!
Wembly: It's okay with me if it's okay with you!
Great! Gobo, why don't you start?
Gobo: Okay. Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the letters g for gelfling...
Wembly: and s for ske..skek...
Me: Skeksis, and by the number 5, for 5 new friends joining us at the dorms. Muppet College Dorms are a production of the Muppet Central Forum. Good night everyone!

 

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: Go directly to jail.... do not pass go, do not collect $200..... aw, man, not again!

Bean: *snickers*

Floyd: Laugh it up, furball! Just because you already have houses on your properties....

Sweetums: Any sign of Alex? She's been gone a while now. You don't think Animal is still chasin her, do ya?

Floyd: Let's just hope he hasn't caught her, heh heh!

Bean: Yeah.... *shudders* So... who's turn is it?

Sweetums: It's mine... *rolls the dice and moves the hat token* Uh-oh.... not Boardwalk...

Bean: Pay up.

Sweetums: *reluctantly pays Bean rent*

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: Allright! That, my friends, is the final Rail Road. I own all the rail roads now.

Sweetums: *moves his piece and lands on Chance* Take a walk... on the Boardwalk.... if you pass Go, collect $200.... *moves his token and pays Bean rent*

Floyd: *on the Free Parking space* Allright... this is gonna be my lucky roll..... *rolls doubles* Yeah! *moves and rolls doubles again* Now we're talkin! *moves and rolls doubles a third time* You're kiddin me... I just got out of jail! I only own two properties! *shakes his head and moves his token back to jail*

Sweetums: Any sign of Animal or Alex?

Janice: *looking out the window* No. Like, do you think we should go look fer them?

Floyd: Naw, we can wait till the morning.... they'll show up.... I hope.....