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Rosa: *moans* My head... what happened, last thing I remember I was going for a diet coooo-wow what do you think you're doing trying to get away from me Moppet! *Pulls father inside and closes window* Don't ever do that! Oh, and from now on I will never have you make me snacks ever again. Sit...

Rosa: *looking slightly crazy* Come here Moppet, I am not going to hurt you I am just going to.. wait, I AM going to hurt you mwuhahahahaha *gets hit by coke and faints* ______________ Viq: All better. Vibs: Viq! you can't just go back in time and change it so that Mexican hats were never...

Rosa: *eyes tic* GIMME THAT! *drinks coke and throws down chocolate bars - stops* ... wait... Oh, I can't believe you would do that... I'm acually trying to give up crime, unhealthy fattening snacks and you... *shakes* you just make it all come back, oh. *blinks* All of it. I should thank you...

Rosa: Thanks... *opens it, takes a swallow... gasps* What... is... this? I... I... I love it! Gimme another one! _____________ Viq: So he didn't go to Africa... Vibs: nope. *crosses that from list*

Rosa: Eh hmm.. I'll have a.. wait, what! LOOK, moppet, I am not sad, only for having you in my house and if I hadn't sworn to myself that I would never, ever do anything criminal again I promise you I would smear you in honey, then roll you in sugar, then glue pies all over you and tie you to a...

Rosa: Well I.. *sniffs*.. I kinda could need a.. *snivel* shoulder to.. *jaw shaking*.. cry on... WAAhahahaaaaaaaaa..... *stops* .... honestly, what do you take me for? You must be outta your mind, anyway make yourself comfortable I'll go make myself a snack. *thinks* Or actually... why don't...

Rosa: Wau, that was stupid. *pulls Father on his feet* Look, I hate this more than you, trust me, but you happened to be the only person back there I could kidnap ... and I just... get... I get all... *starts to grunt*... annoyed... *tries to hold it in*... when people... *tries to restrain...

They drive for a bit, and suddenly the engines screech. The car stops outside an abandoned hut of some sort, in the middle of the woods somewhere. Rosa: right, "Hulk", we're here. *gets out of car and slams the door, opens father's door* Now get out we ain't got all day. ___________...

Rosa: *rolls eyes and drives on* You comfortable back there? Hmmm? Is that a no? Oh good! _____________ Viq: Viiiiibs, I need your heeeeelp.... ____________ Vibs: *looks at sharks surrounding her* Oh for crying out loud maaan! *snaps fingers and all of the sharks suddenly wear wigs...

Rosa: *Brakes sharply* OKAY stop talking! And you're not supposed to see where I am taking you so from now on... *grabs father's shirt and pulls him towards her, pulls father's shirt over his head and ties it on the top so the shirt pretty much covers for his eyes. Unbottons some of the buttons...

Rosa: Is coffee a... hmm... wait, never mind, you're being kidnapped you stupid man, that's the last thing I would worry about! *drags him with her to car and pushes him in* off we go *waves at Viq* I hope to get my money soon! *wicked laughter* *drives away* Viq: *blinks* What.. just ...

Rosa: Of course I have a rec.... *pauses* .... uh, actually I never got one... Viq: Ha! Well then there's pretty much nothing I can do, no receipt, no money back. *Curious where that strength came from* Rosa: *frowns, snarls* OKAY, look little fella, I'll get my money alright cos Rosa...

Rosa: *Raises eyebrow at father and snorts* Take this *hands him a card* You clearly need to talk to a psychiatrist, and mine's solved many of my problems. With people. That I didn't like. Or at least he's... tried... Hm.. *pauses* - Well, talk to him cos... me wanting to love your son? How sick...

Rosa: *Holding the colapsed body of Father in her arms* ... eew! Get it off me! *waits for someone to do what she says. No one does* Ooh, *pushes father down onto the floor, steps inside* Now is there a Viqtor here or not? *Looks around* You there, pretty girl with groovey orange hair, is...

*standing outside in the rain...* ... Rosa: Thanks, that's about time now Victor Moppet I would like to ask you how ... *sees who she's actually talking to* ... no way. WHAT are YOU doing here? Last time I saw you, you... *drifts off in thoughts of father being tied to a chair beside a bomb 3...

Viq: *slowly moves towards door* Furious female voice from outside the door: Open up! I need to talk to you Victor! Viq: *Slowly backs away from the door*

Viq: Hmm.. *writes himself a note* Will do. Suddenly a knock is heard from the door... ____________ Vibs: Could we go home now? I'm bored.

Viq: *sits on kitchen floor, after having done a lot of thinking on his own* ... Daddy? What's the meaning of life? ___________________ Vibs: Eek, I never thought I should say this but... a kid simply can get too much chocolate. *All stuffed with chocolate* I... must... do something to...

Viq: *Looks at father... thinks...* Should I do something to make him wake up? Is he dead? Would he notice if I took his newly made chocolate sandwhich? Am I going to get a moustache when I grow up? Evil and Good Shoulder-Viqs: TAKE HIS MONEY AND RUN! Viq: Quiet you two! ... *thinks* How...

Viq: *looks at father* Oh, oka dadd-... *Little mini devil-viq pops up and sits on Viq's shoulder* Evil Shoulder-Viq: Are you crazy? You earned this money, it's yours alone! You don't wanna lose 15% of your money, that's.... *calculates* ... a lot! Viq: ...y, you aren't gonna get a single...