Christmas Music
Our 25th annual Christmas Music Merrython is underway on Muppet Central Radio. Listen to the best Muppet Christmas music of all-time through December 25.
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Back to the Rock Season 2
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Jim Henson Idea Man
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At the moppet house
Viq: *Kicks in door in the moppet house* *stares at own foot in disbelief* Why, why, why would I do that? *walks through hallway and into the kitchen. Sits down on floor. Begins to count the lot of money from his pocket...*
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Out at sea somewhere
Vibs...
At the Wilson's Parking Lot
Viq: ... So nice chatting pal, and I hope that wall works out for you.
Workman: ... You sold all of the cement!
Viq: Again, very sorry. Have a nice day... *runs off, heads home to Moppet House*
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In Hawaii:
Vibs: Now let's see...
At Wilson's Parking lot
Viq: ... And don't get fooled by this tiny modern table, to the naked eye it may look like a brick but to the expert it's clearly a fashionable furniture that you must own.
Big, fat workman in overalls: ... What do you take me for?
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In Iceaged Hawaii...
At Wilson's
Viq: *thinks* Hm I am bored. I think I'll go see if there is something to do outside.
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Vibs: Well technically it is hawai b-b-but it's pretty cold and you really shouldn't. . . Jack? Jack? JACK! What are you doing, being an icecube and not moving? Oh... Guys, nuttin...
Viq: ... And well the lamp may look broken, but it's latest fashion, it's the newest retro-casual look for your homes! If you take the lamp, I can assure you, you better lock it away at night cos your housewife neighbours will want to steal, because it just, it couldn't be more "in" -...
At wilson's
Viq: ... And that's pretty much it.
Nine girls sitting in a circle around Viq: AAAaaaaw. *claps*
Girl 1: To think such a little boy has experienced so much!
Girl 2: And he's so cute, you just wanna squeeze him!
Girl 3: If just men could be more like him. I'm sure he's...
At Wilson's
Viq: ... And that's how I got out from the stomach of my uncle-aunt for the second time. Now I could tell you about my third time, but I suppose you don't really wanna hear about how I partied all night down the gullet with drunk crews of shipwrecks, having been there for ages...
At Wilson's
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Viq: ... But well, buttomline is that yes, I'm kinda magic and therefore my speaking skills are pretty well-developed.
Customer: Oh but it must've been so awful bein' inside someone's stomach! And bein' a puppy? Or... pig or... well. And the way you escaped the infamous...
Viq: *alone in office* *thinking*... hm. This is... weird. I guess I should be, I dunno, making a mess or something. Being a baby and alone and all. Eurgh, can't really be bothered. Besides, making a mess is no fun without Vibs cos she's usually the one making the mess. Oh I dunno, maybe I...
Viq: *still in mysterious office*
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Vibs: ... oh, sure I'll go ask someone the way to Sebastian! *walks over to random man* Hey man, can you tell us which way to go to see the little mermaid?
Danish man: ... Good lord, you haven't heard? *takes off cap and holds it infront of...
Viq: Ah it's great to be back at... wait. Vibs this is not... vibs... vibs! eh, you even here?
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Vibs: *appears where jack is* As you wish, pretty boy! *snaps fingers - Vibs and Jack are now in Kastrup Airport in Denmark* So what d'ya wanna do in Denmark? *eyelids flutter*...
Viq: ... Viiibs?
Vibs: yeah?
Viq: Are you doing the "Transport as many things/people/whatnots as possible at once" game with yourself again?
Vibs: ... No?...
Viq: *gives her THE look*
Vibs: Okay, yeah, it's just I'm bored here in China and pretty disappointed too. I mean...
*Somewhere in China*
Viq: This is NOT disneyland!
Vibs: Wait, you didn't say the Great Wall of China?
Viq: No!
Vibs: Ah, I actually knew you didn't... I just haven't been driving you insane for quite sometime now. Say, you feel a slight bit annoyed at me?
Viq: *mumbles* ... yeah...
Viq: Wau a baby! ... Well, still, you might wanna lose some weight, no offence but when your baby arrives, it might be scared of that giant thing above your legs. Oh and eh, is there anything the matter?
Viq: *licks lollipop eagerly* Wau, new car! You can totally tell! *glances at Mingo's big belly - drops lollipop out of mouth* What....*breathes*... happened....*startled*
Viq: ... I'm just saying that if we were all made of icing, God knows what they'd be putting on donuts!
Vibs: yeah, as much as I love these kinds of ... conversations... I'm needed elsewhere! *dissappears and reappears infront of Jack* Having problems with the lady? You know what you should...
Happy birthday! I know it was actually yesterday but ... the timezone in denmark is, as we all know, 1 day behind so today it's actually only the 16th of august... uh... or... some other lame excuse for me being delayed. :p
Hope you had a grrreat day, and til lykke til dig (you haven't passed...
Viq and Vibs: *hi-five*
Viq: So what are we gonna use this battery for?
Vibs: mm*shrugs*m-I dunno.. *licks it* eeek, ouch, my tongue! Let's go feed it to the ducks in pond.
Viq: Okay!
Both leave the house.
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