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I do care! I care about rings, money, gold! GOOOOOLD!!! Give me GOOLD! _____ OKay I am officially being abnormally strange this fair evening. And exceptionally eeeng-glish... uh..

Don't worry, my fiancee has clearly lost his mind and I haven't recieved a ring, until I do there will be no wedding.

Vibs: No Jack... *flickery eyelashes(or lids not quite sure how to say that ;p)* you will get a woman. I am almost 4.

Viq: *singing* OOOooOOOOOoh Ooooold maaaaan riiiiiiiveeeer yes oooold maaaan river lalalaaa la laaa *hiccup* I *whale falls on top of Viq* Whale: I feel fat. Captain: *hiccup*You are fat! Whale: I'm a woman. Captain: ... You are the most skinny lass I have ever seen! Whale: I like...

Oh thank you Dan... wait, I see no ring! Why see I no ring!

Viq: ... Oh my!! That is stunning!! You actually use a pan for scramble egg! ... wait.. Have I just been eaten? Captain of a ship DanDan swallowed about 15 years ago: Welcome to DanDan's stomach once again Sport! Now how do you like your *hiccup* champagne? ____________ Vibs: Jack...

.... I will have to think about that one, what do you have to offer me?

(Oh I see... Danny..) Well D'snowth since I can remember Dan and I have always been trying to insult each other, the worse the better and usually those insults feature things as "smelly", "stinks", "donkey" and "Danny" - Because Dan doesn't like when he's being called Danny.. Anyway this...

Viq: *studies the "385 ways of making scramble egg" chapter in his "385 ways of cooking eggs" book* Vibs: *pushes DanDan outta the picture - somehow (she's a 3 year old and DanDan's a heavy old ladyman, it is not possible but she does)* Jack... I ehm... know you don't like me but seeing as...

(you have never met me, HOW would you KNOW!!! Danny! =D )

Viq: You got it, mr. teacher!! *does everything DanDan said* Vibs: ... you lost it, Miss weirdo.. *turns to Jack* Soup? *Soup appears in Jack's hands* There you go Jack. *CUTE* Would you like to sit? *couch appears*

(I didn't hear that Dan don't worry.) (And I do not stink, danny.)

..... How I love my dear friend DANNY... Yeah, - what he said. :) Except for the parts where he's clearly trying to insult me... That boy that boy, I'm trying to teach him some manners all the time but he simply will never learn how to behave in public. Anyway... Me and Dan have been...

Viq: *licks lips* ... popcorn-y.. Vibs: JACK! I haven't seen you in ages! *runs over and hugs his left leg* Uh.. Say, if I learn how to cook would you invite me out? *CUTE*

Viq: *papers, pencils and apple dissapear and is instantly replaces with pots and pans* Vibs: ... Why would Jack be interested in women who can cook?

Viq: *Has notebook, pencils and an apple in front of him* Vibs: ... *raises eyebrow* Ed the duck? ... hmm.. Well you might have a point. Jack is slightly older than me and if I could be more of an adult he might... hmm.. Are you going to eat us?

Viq: lessons? .... what kinda lessons? Vibs: Auntie, I gotta tell you something.. If there is one thing that makes me shudder and shiver more than you, and mum's boiled vegestables.... and Viq in the morning.. And father planning romantic candlelight suppers for mother.. and actually Viq in...

Viq: *kicks door in - breaths very heavily - drops to the floor* Vibs: ... *comes in after Viq, out of breath* Maybe... may... be.... may...be ... attempting .... to tame .... that bear wasn't such... a good... idea after all... pheeeeew.. Viq: Sister, if we ... got started at the...