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Well, I'll be 50 in April, so that will spare you from feeling old.

Who wants to sleep like a baby? That means you wake up drooling and crapping yourself. 8)

Wooden playgrounds? Listen here, kiddo. In my ancient youth playgrounds were made out of metal. Anchored to concrete! You haven't lived until your butt rode down a metal slide on a hot sunny day. Or climbing on a metal jungle gym. Or riding a metal seesaw. Yet somehow, Generation X survived...

I was surprised bees and wasps would have their nests on the ground. Usually they're under the eaves of roofs, in dead trees, some place where there is some semblance of cover. And abandoned houses! Seen a number of videos where vacant buildings become home to swarms of stingers. I'm all for...

I made up for you. Got stung by more flying monsters than I can count- bees, wasps, hornets, mosquitoes, I'm a magnet for stingers. The worst case, I was 14, a friend and I were walking in the woods, and I stepped on some twigs and branches. I heard this subterranean buzz, and a whole nest of...

I love coconut anything. 8)

I got to meet Bob several times at Sesame Place in 2006. He performed a couple mini-concerts at the pavilion. The attendance was a little underwhelming too. His biggest fans were people my age, as opposed to most of the kids and toddlers there, who didn't know Bob McGrath from Adam, and were...

Am I the only one who has broken both ankles? Left one 2010 in a car accident. Right one 2015 in a fall. Plates and screws in both. Two sets of crutches. (When I was done with them, they got donated to the rescue squad.) Two rounds of rehab. Two rounds of temporary disability. What are the odds?

Last time I weighed 134 pounds was 1986. That was 32 years and 60 pounds ago!

Ever stop to think, some of the members who started these threads, sometimes years ago... where are they now? Some threads that have thousands of posts on them, did they ever imagine what they started, how far it would run?

It's funny how with some members, clowns gave them screaming horrors (even Kristy on the Simpsons), but zombies won't even make them blink.

Alas, another childhood doomed to the ravages of time and Chloe.

Hey, knowing you can puppeteer with your left hand may come in handy someday. Something happened to me when I was very young. Originally I was left handed, my left hand was my dominant hand. But by the time I got to kindergarten, my right became the dominant hand. I remember writing with my...

People suffering from a new strain of solar withdrawal.

Am I the only one not afraid of clowns?

I'm glad you're still here. Like a few others, I contemplated suicide, but so blessed I didn't go through with it. Some people feel so much pain they think suicide is the only way out. It's not. It's just the easy way out.

You don't want to burn your bridges, or do anything to them out of spite. You have every right to look for something else, but don't leave on bad graces if you can help it.

For a brief time, MTV actually showed their video. Stood out from their usual rotation of Culture Club, Madness, Human League, blah blah blah.

85 and I wanna go home. Even the one Doritos commercial was...meh. I've actually tried the new flavor, pretty nasty.

Are your cats declawed?