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@D'Snowth, here's one for you. How many M*A*S*H scenes have characters smoking cigars? This might take a while.

Letting go of the past is the only way to keep on. Life is a road. Think about this next time you're driving. Think how big the windshield is, compared to the size of the rear view mirror.

Long live the magic nose goblins! 8)

There northernmost Waffle House (that I know of) is in Bethlehem, PA. It's an hour drive, but every so often we'll make the pilgrimage there. The All-American breakfast is a great deal. Waffles, eggs sausage, grits, and those HASH BROWNS!!! 8) Smother mine. Great food dirt cheap.

Went to see one of the elders of our church in the hospital. He's going through dialysis, which, trust me folks, is not fun. Basically, when your kidneys shut down, they need to stick a tube in you to help remove the toxins from your blood. You can't pee, so this procedure takes place. It means...

Wranglers used to be the worst. Stiff, rough, chafing against your knees until they wear your skin off. Then in the 70's, there was this product called Soft-n-Fade. Put them in the wash with a bottle of this stuff, loosened up the fibers in the denim, made them soft as a baby's butt. Jeans were...

Well..... Did go through a sloppy phase in college, my dorm roommate wasn't much better. I guess a lot of people do. But at my age now, I hate clutter. I kinda need things to be in their place. I got a little caddy on my nightstand so I always know where my keys, wallet, and phone are. I still...

It seemed to start way back when, people stopped tucking in their shirts, and things unravelled from there. I went through a sweatpants phase, but not anymore. Maybe taking a little more pride looking neat in the public. Not necessarily dressed to the nines, but not looking like I just rolled...

okay maybe it was shown more than once. Maybe twice upon a time. 8) But I do miss the days when CN tried to bring as much diverse stuff in as possible. Not just one Scooby block (or fill in the appropriate franchise of your choice) after another. Boomerang started out the same way, then kinda...

Twice Upon A Time!!!! Believe it or not, this was shown once when Cartoon Network was in its infancy. Mr. Spimm's Cartoon Theatre would show (Sunday nights, if memory serves me well) semi-obscure non_Disney features like this. It was great- for a while. Then somewhere along the way CN became...

See, you grew a little that day. You were big enough to apologize, and not use your condition as an excuse. That's showing maturity, and you're never too young for that. I'm proud of you. You took a big step closer to becoming a man.

Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon You come and go, you come and go.... Instant comma's gonna get you... Send an instant comma to me...

Dixieland jazz, I take it, right?

I'll take a boatload of commas over run-on sentences connected with "and" s any day. And complete posts with all caps and exclamation points- you keep 'em.

I, for one, greatly welcome and respect your opinion. Even here, you steer clear of politics, but I still respect whatever you have to say. And stick with your values. There's something more important than being popular, and that's being true to yourself. You have to look at that guy facing...

Try passing your driver's test, which included parallel parking, in your mom's 1974 Chevelle station wagon. Picture the Griswalds in the first "Vacation" movie. This thing was a city block long. 12 miles to the gallon (or was it gallons to the mile?) Luggage rack on top, and that ugly fake wood...

Actually this year, yes, tomorrow is Ash Wednesday/Valentine's Day, and Easter falls on April Fool's Day. For those of you who seem resigned to the fact you'll be alone for the rest of your life, you might be surprised what might happen. Especially when you least expect it.

I'm giving up putting my clothes in the dryer for Lint.

If you were a tomato on a vine, you'd be in paradise. 8)

Furries look like fun. When my wife and I were in Disney World on our honeymoon in 2001, I was convinced I wanted to move to Orlando, put on a costume, walk around and get mobbed by fans clamoring for selfies. Sounded like a great gig. Didn't exactly work out that way. A few years later, I did...