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This weekend my mom and sister came to visit. First time I saw Mom in three years. She got to see my new house, and we saw my brother’s new house. For the first time in ages, she had her three kids in one place.

Believe me, I’ve struggled with anger in my twenties..What worried me was I didn’t know what would make me snap. The one where you do something you’ll regret later. I knew it was coming soon, but I was so close to the straw that broke the camel’s back. Or the brawl that stroked the camel’s...

Applebee’s has great stuff, but the one near me doesn’t offer breakfast. My favorite things on their menu right now Fiesta lime chicken with rice Brisket tacos Ribs Chicken tortilla soup My niece just started working there as a waitress and hostess. She’s 19. I waited tables when I was her...

It’s good to recognize if anger issues exist. And it’s not too late to get help or to change. Years ago, I thought I could function without human contact. But no man is an island. Depriving yourself of human contact might make you feel worse. Just popping pills (like they prescribe for...

You can’t be serious. The closest I’ve seen to edible poop, at Christmas, they have these reindeer with poop coming out their butts. Actually they’re black jelly beans. But poop Oreos? Maybe after you eat them...

If it’s that bad, the best thing you can do is move out. If you have another relative or friend you could move in with temporarily, just to clear your head, do it for the sake of your own sanity. At least you’re not under their roof anymore. I moved out when I was 19, in the middle of my college...

Onc upon a time, Burger King was halfway decent. I’m not being biased because I worked there. But now, if I never darkened their doorstep again, no big deal.

The only difference between Chunky Beef and beef stew, Chunky has a few more vegetables. Either one goes well with Ritz.

I found something out years ago. I’m a big fan of Chunky Beef soup. Ritz crackers go perfect. The beef broth really brings out the buttery taste of the crackers. A perfect match.

My dad passed away shortly after my parents 47 th anniversary, so it’s never easy when someone dies. I’ve gotten immune to death, to a degree, since I’ve been attending funerals since I was seven. I learned real early death comes to everybody. Even Jesus had to die. But as more years go by, I...

That would make a neat sub-thread. Which foods give you the most gas. off the top of my head Beer Eggs Broccoli Chocolate pudding Brussels sprouts/ cabbage Somebody open a window!

One thing I never knew, mixing sour cream in the batter will give you moist, chewy brownies.

Imagine the size of his boogers!

I didn’t like sour cream until a short time ago. Now I wonder how I ever did without it.

You might need to change the filter. Or at least clean it out. It’s very easy for dust to get caught in there and block the cool air from coming out.

There is no way I could scarf them down that fast.

Why wait until winter?

Just because someone is a celebrity, or on a hit tv show, does not make you immune to your own vices. Some turn to crime, drugs, gambling, or other addictions. It seems to plague a lot of child actors. Once your show is over, or you’re not a cute kid anymore because now you’re a gangly teen...

30 years ago, George Carlin did a whole bit on white people wearing their hats backwards. I’m not a big hat guy, but on the rare occasions I did wear one, brim front, slightly bent. From working on machinery with my dad it had a lot of grease and paint in it. The other thing that was OG for...

But if you cut wet grass and kill the mower, you’re SOL.