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Bo: *still on phone oblivious to the fact that delivery boy is right beside him* Well, do you have luggages with peppers then? Beau: *has luggage thrown at him from inside the van and blinks as the van drives on* Bo: Luggage and onion? Beau: *listens to a sound of "oomph" from inside the...

Father: That'll help...*sucks green beans through a straw* If only they'd stay...still!

Bo: *outside* *dials M for Murder...wait, no...dials P for Pizza* Hi, I'm calling in a pizza order for the Muppet Dorms. *yells up* Whadda you want guys? Beau: *notices a van arriving* Ooh, our luggage. *to Bo* Cheese. Bo: Beau will have luggage and cheese, extra large.

Father: *grabs forehead as Irish Tea Caffene Fix hits in* Where's some soup when you need it...*groans*

I think it's best we don't...And I think it's actually in the MC rules that we do not. Of course we can speculate on the coincidence that made the pig appear so similar to Howard...

Bo: *standing on the lawn outside the front doors* I sure hope that our host here got our application on time... Beau: Or we'll be sleeping in the baggage compartments on trains again... Bo: ...That was stowing away, Beau. We needed a ride to North London from Mexico. Beau: Oh I think that's...

Father: *slurring, and, coincidently, stirring (the tea, that is)* Of course the Yak was invited, the Yak is always invited...And Jack was invited, Jack is always invited...

Father: *sips alcoholic tea from punch bowl* I've heard of Irish Coffee, but this is ridiculous...and delicious...*turns, robot like* Need. More. Irish. Tea.

Father: ...Why must ones relations always draw attention to such things? *shifty eyes*

No extra features? Bah...I know we recorded interviews for this season at one point...

Father: Mmm...Pancakes...Mmm...Party...*knocks on Nell's door* So, Bob, ever crashed a party before? *hears a crash beyond the door* Ever been to a party with a Yak before?

Father: That Jackie woman? I missed my appointment by half an hour because Aunt Dandan got her head caught in the lawn mower. I tried to explain, but her secretary asked me politely to get my head examined, medically. I think, actually, that's what Dandan was trying to do at the time...

Father: *cough* That was the cat...It was always the cat...Cats like Blueberries! It's a fact buried in fiction...Remember the Owl and the Pussycat who floated to sea in the beautiful pea-green boat? That had nothing to do with this...although I think it has levels of meaning.

Father: Only because you didn't want me to see you stealing pancake mix from our mother's purse...Hey, trust me, even if I couldn't see you I could hear you. Sneak, sneak, zip, zip, rustle rustle, splosh, splosh, SPLAT. If you weren't my brother and the only Father figure I had...I'd so have...

Father: Rock? I always preferred EuroPop and Boybands...but enough of my preferences...Of course you can stay, Bro, you've put a roof over my head enough times in the past... FLASHBACK Baby Father: *wondering around with arms outstretched and a doll-house roof stuck over his head so that...

Father: *ahem* *gets back up* Yes, well, right, listen, we can't keep Miss Mingostone waiting. We have a party to get to next-door...would you care to join us, Bro?

Father: You mean this recliner? *spins a recliner towards camera* Nope. Dispite whirlwinds and explosions and random-unexplained-collapsing of the house's foundations...your chair, the chair which is yours, it has remained...unharmed. *sits in chair and it's legs fall off* ...Oops...Aheh...

Father: Well...there was the whole becoming a pirate thing again, and the having three kids, and the prison thing, then the loony-bin incident, and stepping on a family of worms, and there was the thing with the zombie animals, and the whatsit with at work, and the bit with the...

Father: Bob? No, not you Mingostone, bobbing is not neccessary at this kind of reunion. Bob? Is it really you? *pokes him* Ok, it is. *hugs Uncle B*

Can we earn toast instead?