"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Rock? I always preferred EuroPop and Boybands...but enough of my preferences...Of course you can stay, Bro, you've put a roof over my head enough times in the past...

FLASHBACK

Baby Father: *wondering around with arms outstretched and a doll-house roof stuck over his head so that he cannot see* Mom, mom, it's not fair! I'm blind!

Mrs Moppet Senior: *enters, looking as old as ever* Hush son can't you see I'm on the phone?

Baby Father: Not really, no...

END FLASHBACK

Father: You are always welcome in my house.

 

[Aaron]

Uncle Bob: You had to bring that up...The roof i mean i liked you blind.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Only because you didn't want me to see you stealing pancake mix from our mother's purse...Hey, trust me, even if I couldn't see you I could hear you. Sneak, sneak, zip, zip, rustle rustle, splosh, splosh, SPLAT. If you weren't my brother and the only Father figure I had...I'd so have told Mom on you!

 

[Aaron]

Uncle Bob: Sort of like how blueberry pie always disappered whenever you learned of it's existence.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *cough* That was the cat...It was always the cat...Cats like Blueberries! It's a fact buried in fiction...Remember the Owl and the Pussycat who floated to sea in the beautiful pea-green boat? That had nothing to do with this...although I think it has levels of meaning.

 

[Aaron]

Uncle Bob: You never did go see that counseler i suggested did you?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: That Jackie woman? I missed my appointment by half an hour because Aunt Dandan got her head caught in the lawn mower. I tried to explain, but her secretary asked me politely to get my head examined, medically. I think, actually, that's what Dandan was trying to do at the time...

 

[Aaron]

Uncle Bob ( decides not to push this insanity any furthur) So...about the party(beat) And the pancakes

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Mmm...Pancakes...Mmm...Party...*knocks on Nell's door* So, Bob, ever crashed a party before? *hears a crash beyond the door* Ever been to a party with a Yak before?

 

[Aaron]

Uncle Bob: i smell trouble is it you brother?