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Father: Oh, come-on, I can't call you Goat...what is your name? *eyes Goat suspiciously*

Snoooooooooooooooooooooooowth! *ahem* Snowthy?

Oh I can hear Scooter's voice as Strangepork. I wonder why the Muppet baby voices were so very grateing...I love them, but I know the rest of my family are turned off the series because the voices grate on their nerves.

Father: Crumbs? In my fridge? As if. *sniffs the air* We try to keep things both clean and sane around here. Who are you anyhow, and what are you doing in my kitchen? And who is THAT? *points at Jason* Hi Mairin, would you mind telling your rat friends that the fridge does need something of a...

Bo: Maybe we should unzip that luggage... Beau: That might be impolitical. Bo: ...Unpolite? Beau: That too. Bo: Oooo-kay. *reaches to unzip bag* Voice: Hands off. Bo: Sorry! *leaps back* Male Voice: Sorry. Beau: *blink* Riiiiiight.

Father: *sits up with iceicle on nose from sleeping in the fridge door* Oh boy...That was some night *sees Kyle* Er...a busy night of studious work and studying and being a good role-model for boys-and-girls-of-all-ages-and...Er, there's some sort of dirsty bag attached to your shoulder.

Bo: *pokes luggage with prong of convinient pitch fork* Female voice: Ow! Male Voice: Ooph! Beau: *stares* Oh...

Father: *hoists self up fridge and examines contents* Well...who filled this orange juice cartoon with petroleum and wrote "Petroleum" on the side is square letters...And why is there an egg-box filled with spare-nuts-and-bolts? And...is that motor oil masquerading as olive and vegetable...

Hey, do you somehow have access to these Little Muppet Monster segments? Mmm...segments of little Muppet Monsters...Bet they'd go great on a barbecue...

Bo: I'll save unpacking for later. *tosses luggage into the closet to sound of a yelp* What the...is someone is the closet? Beau, go check. Beau: Erm...I don't think... Bo: Of course it's safe! Beau: Yeahs, but I don't think... Bo: Yes, I know you don't think. Beau: *blink* I don't think...

Hippy Bath Day X-marks-the-spot-erus!

Bo: *carries luggage to room 11* Beau: Er...Bo? I don't think that should be wriggling... Bo: You don't know what I've packed in there. Beau: *blink* Bo: I'm kidding...I'm kidding. It really shouldn't be moving...I wonder why it is...*dumps the luggage on the bed and finds a near-by...

Hello Chipper! That's such a fun, amusing story! I wish I could have seen more of the telethon, especially Rizzo and Pepe discussing a Lake full of Taco's! The more I see of Bill and Steve adlibbing, the more I love them. Just a note, you should beware that it's not just your son who will...

Oh that was some nice segueing, Jamie.

Father: *sneaks downstairs in the middle of the night with a splitting headache* There's only one thing for hangovers...gummie worms...Gummie worms make it all better...*open fridge* Typical...*colapses under weight of headache* -- Out at sea: Hevej: *watches dock blaze through...

*enters* *cries: "Scoop! Scoop!"* *exits*

Father: There's some down there...*singsong* Under the taaable...*end sing song* My wife's gone...she left me for some mission...all I have is a Yak, two kids and a Jack...and the boy-next-door-too-complicated-for-drunk-minds-to-figure-out...and who was that Jana person? *raises self on elbows*...

Watch it shimmy.

Luggage: *moves* Bo: *hangs up* Hmm...that's odd, there's nobody there... Beau: *mooseys at luggage with toe* That's odd, there's something there...

Father: *finds an ant on the floor* Oh, hello little fellow...someone remind me to stay of spiked spiced drinks in future...*flicks ant under the door* Whoopsy.