"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *starts inflating the safety raft* *groans* It's not fair... it's just not fair... *a seagull lands on Jack's shoulder* ...This is my life...

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: A seabird! Unlucky! *removes pistol from back pocket and fires at the creature on Jack's shoulder* Mayhaps that will get rid of the leak...or cause a leak in the raft...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *uses dead seagull to plug up hole* ...What? Too morbid?

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: See, I said seabirds were good luck....*shifty eyes*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Well at least we're not sinking anymore. Set sail! Hoist the missen-mass! Swab the... oh just go.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: I hope you realise that is my job you just took there...I feel slighted....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Do you feel fully slighted or slightly slighted?

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Is there a difference? *twists icepick into helm to hold it straight and heads below for a tipple*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *manning the helm* You know I can barely drive a car, but they let me sail a ship. *happy sigh* Gotta love America... *crashes into a whale*

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *below, falls over a table and lands on a chart of the islands* Hawaii...Why I'm just fine, thank you. How are ye?