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  1. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Yeah, Kathy! I think a hard hat would be more appropriate!
  2. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Lefty (gestures with head) Hey kid, kid! C'mere! Tony: What do you want? (Lefty takes Tony aside and speaks quietly to him) Lefty: Ya gotta help me wit dat goil. Tony: Who? Claudia? Lefty: SHHHHHHHHH! Riiiiight, riiiiiight. Ya gotta tell her I like her! Tony: Why don't you...
  3. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bunsen, there's no way Alex can not look beautiful!
  4. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    I can't wait to see it, Alex! A Van Neuter of Paris Original, eh? Oh, don't worry about the ceiling. I'm used to having things...er...drop on my head... (another chunk of ceiling hits Tony on the head) See? I'm quite used to it. (sings) I'm singin' in the rain, Just singin' in the...
  5. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Tony looks up, as pieces of ceiling rain down on his face. He does a slow burn... Tony (spits a piece of ceiling out of his mouth) P-tooey! (regains composure) Oh, hey Alex! How are ya? Sorry about the noise. Had a little Kermit moment there, heh heh. Um...so, do you have your dress...
  6. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Tony does his patented Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes" impression... This room is a MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (falls to his knees) Out! Everybody out! I need to work, and I need QUIET!
  7. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Tony: Ow! Beaker! Knock it off! Bunsen! Oof! He keeps...ow...hitting me! Lefty: Hey Claudia, check dis out! Maestro! (Music begins, as Lefty swings/sways) Lefty: How would you like to buy an O, Circular and sweet, A nearly poifect coicle, La la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And it'll...
  8. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Lefty comes in, despondent. Lefty: I can't believe dat guy stood me up! I got him dose boids he wanted, and he didn't even show! Dat crum-bum! (Lefty sees Claudia feeding Mr. Turtle) Lefty: Hey! What are ya doin' ta Mr. Toitle? Who said ya could-- (Claudia turns. Lefty is...
  9. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Hey, what did Beaker just call me? I don't understand meep, but from the tone of his voice, it didn't sound very pleasant... Anyway, you can feed Mr. Turtle if you'd like, Claudia. His food is over by the tank. (mutters, after Beaker) Why that little carrot-topped...
  10. Winslow Leach

    RIP Roy Scheider

    Roy Scheider was probably the only good thing about Jaws II. Aside from the classic tagline: "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.";)
  11. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Knock on door. Tony opens it. Oh hey, Claudia. I bet you're here to see Mr. Turtle, right? Kathy and Prairie seem to like him. Lefty's not here, he's out on...er..."business," but you can come in and take a look at him, if you'd like.
  12. Winslow Leach

    RIP Roy Scheider

    Roy also appeared in an episode of Family Guy..."Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey." The Bill in the title is Clinton, whom Peter befriends. Scheider plays himself as the host of a toilet-training video, that Stewie and Brian watch.
  13. Winslow Leach

    RIP Roy Scheider

    One of my favorite actors.:( :sympathy: :cry: While Roy will probably be most remembered for Jaws, he did excellent work in films such as Klute, The French Connection, The Seven-Ups (a gritty police drama), Marathon Man, All That Jazz (in which he played a Bob Fosse-like character), 2010: The...
  14. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Lefty enters the room, carrying a 10-gallon aquarium. Inside is his pet turtle. Tony: Hey, Lefty, whatcha got there? Lefty: My toitle. Tony: Ah, yes. Newsman: Is that...thing going to be living with us? Lefty: Riiiiiiight, riiiiiiiight. Don't worry. He won't distoib ya. He'll...
  15. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Lefty: So how'd it go? Tony: She said yes! Lefty: I told ya! (Tony embraces Lefty) Lefty (pushing him away) Hey, hey hey! Lay off! Ya gonna wrinkle da coat! Besides...save dat stuff fer yer goil!
  16. Winslow Leach

    The Chipmunks' Triumphant Return

    Oops...it comes out April 1. I haven't seen any extras listed yet, but I'm sure there is bound to be some worthwhile extras. And I'll bet Ross Jr. will be included...when the film premiered, I saw him on a CNN interview show, and he and Janice seemed pleased with the final result.
  17. Winslow Leach

    The Chipmunks' Triumphant Return

    The feature is due out on DVD and Blu-Ray April 8.
  18. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    Right, it's next week. I was gonna say...I mean, I haven't got my clown shoes in yet. Still waiting on those. Yeah...
  19. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Pssst...Alex...you're happy I won! There's your decision! And thank you for the kiss! I feel 100% BETTER!
  20. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Tony stands, out of breath, gasping for air. Lefty: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! Tony: Quiet, you loony! He's not dead. Look! He's faking! He's getting better! He feels happy! He just wants attention. Jeepers.
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