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Tony returns to his room, and notices Lefty, Crazy Harry and the Newsman wearing their new badges. Tony: Hey guys, I...where'd you get the badges? Lefty: What badges? Newsman: They were left outside of our room by The Count. Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHOOOOHEEEEEEHAHAHAHA! Tony: Cool...

Wow, awesome new smilies! Thank you, Jamie!:batty: :super: :wisdom:

This was the thread that inspired me to join MC, almost a year ago.:eek: HIKEEBA!

The Pants Song Crow: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women. Tom: Don't ya know it? I can just imagine a common scene from the days of ancient Greece: "Oh, hi, Hercules, have a seat. Noooo! Aaaaaaaah!" Tom (sings) Pants! Crow: Pants! Tom & Crow: Sing...

Tony is still sitting against the wall of room 24, holding Alex, gently rocking her. A half-eaten carrot is on his lap, a gift from Bean the night before. He softly sings "Love Me Tender."

Lefty opens the door and looks down at the boxes on the doorstep. Lefty: Hey, what's dis? Lefty carries the boxes into the room, and opens one. Lefty: Alright! Badges with da frog on 'em! Newsman: Shouldn't we open those when Tony gets back? Lefty (already pinning his badge on)...

Tony (being hugged by Sweetums) Ooof! Tony pats Sweetums on the shoulder, and moves to Alex. He sits down next to her, and looks into her eyes. He takes her in his arms, and holds her tightly. Tony: It'll be okay, sweetie...shhhh...it's okay... Tony holds Alex.

Suddenly, Tony senses something is wrong. He gets up, leaves the room, goes to the elevator, and rides up to room 24. He stands outside the door, and knocks.

The once-empty shelves are now filled with books, DVDs and CDs. On the stereo is a Johnny Cash album. The Newsman is sitting at his desk, typing a story. His head is back to normal. Tony is at his desk, staring blankly at an empty piece of paper in his typewriter. Lefty is in his...

Yes, William...add SALT into the wound! I keed, I keed, but, yeah...MAJOR upset!

Tony shakes Bunsen off; he readies his water bazooka, and aims it at Beaker. Tony: Okay, carrot-top! You had this coming for a long time! I hear you've been trying to assassinate me for months now. Well...now I got you right where I want you! Tony aims the water bazooka at Beaker...

The Newsman, still with a giant prune head, hurries into the room and slams the door. Newsman: I was chased down five blocks by people trying to eat me! Lefty: Heh heh, I saw dat happen on TV. Newsman: You and about 10 million other people! Lefty: Where's Crazy Harry? Newsman...

Tony opens the door, and sees Beaker standing there, oversized water gun in hand. Tony: You must be Beaker, eh? Whatcha got there? Tony takes the picture of Alex from Beaker's hand and looks at it. He turns it over and reads. Tony: "Water pistols at dawn?" What the...? A BLAST of...

A knock on the door. Lefty, the only one in the room, opens it slightly. Lefty: What's da passwoid? Voice: Uh...Swordfish? Lefty: Riiiiiiiight! Lefty opens the door, admitting in an Anything Muppet kid. Kid: Hiya, Lefty! Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Lefty shuts the door and locks...

1. Lefty 2. Uncle Deadly 3. Dr. Teeth 4. Beaker 5. Statler & Waldorf 6. Crazy Harry 7. Muppet Newsman 8. Boober Fraggle 9. Dr. Phil Van Neuter 10. Johnny Fiama

Well, I hope it had a fab time!;) :p

Lefty is watching the Newsman on TV. Newsman: Here is a Muppet Newsflash! Mrs. Olga Z. Thunglebottom woke up this morning, only to find her husband's head turned into a prune. When asked to comment, Mrs. Thunglebottom replied, "oh, this is the best thing that could happen to me at my age...

I'm sorry to hear this, Snowth.

I say go for it, Marty!:) There's the Sondheim version, but there are also a few non-musical adaptations of the story as well.

Hmmm...I thought it was just the wind, but now that you mention it...I do hear the sound of snickering...quite odd...:confused: Which reminds me: (pulls a Snickers candy bar out of pocket, and holds it up, flashing a cheesy grin) Snickers really satisfies!