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Tony makes his way through a row of seats... 'Scuse me...pardon me...sorry 'bout that...that's a lovely hat, ma'am...oh, sir, sorry, I thought you were a...excuse me...coming through... Tony sits in an empty seat; next to him is another empty seat, which he holds for Alex. Tony adjusts his...

The ceremony is beginning. Tony has his his tux on, except for his jacket. He flies out of the room, putting on his jacket, as he runs down the hall.

Lefty strolls down the hall, carrying a bouquet of flowers. He wears a snazzy tux, his trenchcoat and his hat. He knocks on Kathy's door, ready to pick up Prairie. Lefty: Hey, Prairie, ya in dere? Dis is yer prince! I've come ta take ya to da awards!

(hears Moosey the Hair Mousse Sprite out in the hall) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Count! Classic! Nooooooooooooooooooo mousse! ROFL! Lefty and Harry stare at Tony in fear and confusion...

Tony is stretched out on his bed, reading. Crazy Harry is wrapped in a straight-jacket, tied to his cot. The Newsman, now back to normal, is asleep in his bed. Lefty is standing, dramatically speaking. Lefty: I went and gave da golden AN Ta my special goil friend named Fran. She said "I...

The Newsman strolls in, confidently. Newsie: Tonight's broadcast was perfect! It went off without a hitch, fellows! What's say I take you guys out for Italian? Crazy Harry presses down the plunger on his explosive. KA-BOOM! The room shakes. When the smoke clears, all that's left of...

Woo-hoo! Half-off on cards, stuffed animals and stale candy! ROAD TRIP!:D :batty:

Lefty: Hey, kid...kid...how's dat comin'? Tony (at typewriter) I'm in the middle of act two...although I think I should go back and revise act one first, before I get in to deep... Lefty: Didja write my character yet? Tony: Your character? Lefty: Yeah. Ya member ya said you was...

...actually, on second thought...it wasn't really all that funny...:confused:

Yeah, right! You laughed, and you know it!:p

Newsie enters. Newsie: Are you coming, or what? Tony: Huh? Newsie: I thought we were going down to the common room for pizza. Tony: Uh...don't you remember what happened? Newsie: Noooo...I remember following you out the door. I just turned around now, and you're back in here...

Well, I know of one thing that's single every Valentine's Day... A slice of Kraft cheese! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck! :p

Thank you, Abby, Red, Beth and your other roomies! Much appreciated! Happy Valentine's Day, guys!:)

Ah, thank you, Cookie, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Although I must admit, I've never seen a fish dinner--or any dinner, for that matter, consumed so quickly...but at least you liked it, that's all that counts! Thank you for spending Valentine's Day with me, bud! Here. When I found out you were...

LOL! Good enough!;) Thank you, Anna!:)

Wow, thank you Kate and Mrs. P!:) You know, I didn't even realize I hit 5,000. Seriously. I never keep track of these things... Thank you again, guys!:)

I totally understand, sweetie, and again, my sympathies go out to you and your family. Would you take a raincheck? Say, maybe this weekend sometime? Saturday, after the award ceremony, perhaps? Or Sunday? Let me know...and, if you'd like, you could specify what you would like to eat, and...

Happy Valentine's Day to you, Ed, and thank you very much for the candy!:)

Awwww...thank you, Cookie! Sure, you can come on in and have dinner with me! I hope you like seafood.:)

Hi, Alex. I was wondering. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, right? Well...tomorrow night, I was planning on having a candlelight dinner for one here in my room. Lefty, Newsie, and believe it or not, Harry all have dates. I'm having a catered seafood dinner...lobster, crab, clams, chowder...I...