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  1. Winslow Leach

    Are you a boy or a girl?

    The girls I know with male names include: Frankie Joey Adrian Charlie Andy
  2. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Tony pokes the trap door with the handle of a broomstick. Alex! Alex? Are you up there?
  3. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Lefty: Hey kid, ya know what ya done? Ya spooked me wit dat song...I had nightmares all night! I don't even feel like stoppin' down by da docks dis mornin' ta pick up my weekly haul. Tony: Sorry, chief. I was only trying to cheer you up. Lefty: Nightmares! Nightmares, I tells ya...
  4. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Congrats, Ed!And I really *dug* your MST3K reference!
  5. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Tony: Hey, Left-a-rooney, how's it going? Lefty: Just when I taught I was gonna have some peace! Tony: You've been in here all day. You've had more than enough peace. Lefty: Whaddaya want? Are da awards over? Tony: Not quite. I wanted to stop by to see how you were. Lefty: I'm...
  6. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Yes, yes she is as a 'smatter of fact! But in this context, she seems rather uncomfortable donning a wig, singing backup (sorta) and...well, she'd rather be taking care of more important things on the ship, lol!;) BTW, thanks for the cheers, Claudia! It took us a good...oh...four and a half...
  7. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Tony leaps onto the stage, and grabs a microphone. Well...just because it's intermission doesn't mean the fun has to stop, right? I'm gonna do a little song for you now, with the help of my three backup singers...(looks off, into wings) Come on out, girls, don't be shy! Grudgingly, Crow T...
  8. Winslow Leach

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Lefty wakes, on his hammock. A large bump is on his head. Lefty: Owwww...what da...? Tony: Have you learned your lesson? Lefty: Huh? Tony: That bump. Lefty: Riiiiiight... Tony: You tried pushing a pinata filled with rocks to someone... Lefty: Dat's one of my...
  9. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Squeekee! Congrats on the noob award!
  10. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Congrats to you, too, Pork! (forgot to mention it earlier...oops!)
  11. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Lefty: Hey kid, kid! Tony: What? Lefty: Are ya gonna go back ta da room? Tony: Eventually. I want to see the rest of the awards. Lefty: Oh. Tony: Are you having a good time? Lefty: Yeah, riiiiiiiight....I am....I sold a few invisible pictures...I sold dat rubber chicken...an'...
  12. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Ah! Fully functional. Interesting...
  13. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Gawrsh! You're right! Didn't you have a trap door installed, or something?
  14. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Squeegee! Squeegee! Squeegee! WOO, WOO, WOO! Congrats!
  15. Winslow Leach

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    College...dorms? What are these dorms you speak of? I have no glue--I mean clue...
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