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  1. newsmanfan

    The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

    Trying SO hard to hold in laughter! *has theme music playing in head now* ------------------
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    What do you know about dreams?

    -------------- Had another one of those fish dreams. Sometimes, just as a minor detail in a dream, there will be aquarium fish floating through the air, and I always get irritated by them. Stupid fish gonna drown, growl snarl grump. So I grab them gently and plunk them back into their aquarium...
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ---------------- :news: *confused* I recommended a drive-in movie? You been reading my Joe Bob Briggs book again? :news: Huh? Never mind. Rhonda: Can it be a RAT flick instead? I vote for NIMH. That's a rat chick flick? Rhonda: Sure it is. Great date film! You can steal your date's...
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    Brothers and Sisters

    ------------- Oooh! Riled up AND unrobed! (Is that anything like Stuffed & Unstrung? Are there MORE jokes to be made here?) --------------
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    The Anti-Rant Thread

    -------------- I wanna see Sam the Eagle on Colbert! Nation! Petition! --------------
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    The Banter Thread

    --------------- Mmmm gunpowder pie! I dunno about crossing running joggers, but crossing bicyclists who veer into the car lanes constantly is a fun pasttime. They usually lose. There was that one guy, though...I think it was the sharp edge of his wing that scraped my car up so badly. Gotta get...
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    Have you ever felt completely hopeless??

    -------------- My personal motto: Things can ALWAYS get worse. That doesn't mean I stop. I agree with Snowth and others here: if whatever this career is has you that heart-enthralled...go for it. Don't say fail until you actually have failed; and don't expect you'll fail. Is there only one...
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    When you need to rant...

    ****! Well, just try to channel his acting chops... --------------
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------- :news: *shudders* Eeek! Not more game shows! Rhonda: Someone pull his cable. Before any more damage is done to the poor schlep. :news: They LIKE those shows?? Apparently. Your cousin should be flattered. Rhonda: Or flattened. *chorus* Or both! Relax, Newsie. Um...here...
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    Eight Ball Rhumba

    --------------- Heh heh heh...niiiiice. Very nice. Hm. Am thinking the penguins were performing that guitar classic, "Oye Como Sqwawk". LOVE the Vet's Hospital invading the Labs! Poor Beaker, though...he still had to suffer another experiment to set up the jokes! Great concept, and I...
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    Monday Dinner Date

    ----------------- I am intrigued by your take on the whole frog/pig thing...but a plea first: please please PLEASE post in 12 pt type, not 10! I have to either squint hard or else change my browser settings (and them change them back for EVERYTHING else). No more tiny type! :grr: As to the...
  12. newsmanfan

    Brothers and Sisters

    ------------ I had no idea Red was that strong. I guess she really knows her Schist! ;) Very cute scene between Red, Skeeter, and Mokey...and grinning here at the exchange between you and Ed (who apparently doesn't mind disrobing in front of anyone, hm Ed?) hee hee hee... I like the...
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------------ MY house. MY house. MY house. Rhonda: Uh...not that I'm debating ya...but technically, we rent. :news: Shhh! She's focusing on the home she hopes to win in a contest. It would move her back east. And it's a healthy green house. Rhonda: What, now she wants to live with...
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    Questions about anything

    -------------- The North/South question stems from the Mason-Dixon line drawn up shortly before the Civil War. Virginia and Maryland went with the Confeds, therefore "South". West VA voted AGAINST slavery, as did the states north of it; I'd have to look up the line as it traveled westward to...
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    None Like it Hot: The "I Hate the Heat" Club

    ----------- Tucson's already had 8 100-degrees-or-over days. And as soon as the monsoon arrives, the house cooler won't work at all. At least you HAVE a/c. This is absolutely the last summer I suffer this nonsense. Even if I'm broke come fall, I'm moving. Can't take anymore. -----------------
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    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    ----------- DQM: work it, girl! Woo hoo! :) ------------
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    Struggling with friends as an artist

    -------------- Well...some people are too serious about themselves. The ability to laugh at one's own failures is a rare gift; good for you if you have it. I don't know any animators but pretty much every friend and most co-workers I've been on good terms with have all been able to both give and...
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    The Anti-Rant Thread

    ----------- Ahem. I am SEWING MYSELF SOME MUPPETY BOXER SHORTS! That is all. Go back to your stations. ----------------
  19. newsmanfan

    When you need to rant...

    I guess that means every dvd ever watched on a Mac. Hmm. That's a lot of Ringu. -------------
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    Favorite Books/Authors

    Oh, wow. I remember that one! I think that was the same period when I also liked Ferdinand and Mike Mulligan & His Steam Shovel. Neat...thanks for the flashback! ---------------
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