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  1. newsmanfan

    Slackbot draws stuff

    ------------- Very cute -- but why did the Poncle weightlifting pic make me think of Pebbles and Bam-Bam? Yeek! :) ---------------
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    How I Spent My Summer Vacation (A Muppet Fic)

    ---------------- HAH! "Must be the language barrier" -- yeah, I'm sure that's why Beakie always looks like he's drunk 28 straight 5-hour-energy shots to avoid getting caught asleep and used as a test subject. Not that he avoids it, but hey, at least he sees it coming every time. What a...
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    Muppet Photoshop Art and Sketches

    ------------ The pics are lovely, but I really, really like the shoes -- and I'm not even overly a Pooh fan! I just love custom work. Nice! ------------
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    Calendar Oneshots: Junebugs & Hot Sparks.

    ------------ Um, how about "Why Don't You Do Right" as sung by Peggy Lee? Ah...Colossus...I barely recall that one. Still working my way through a new collection, after all my VHS died a decade ago. Looking forward to your next couplefic! --------------
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    Seven Ball Tango

    ------------ Playing catch-up... Ch 2: LOL at the whole buildup to the things Muppets CANNOT do, and the consequences of even trying. But -- where the heck was Kazagger? He's gonna regret missing THAT epic prizefight, even though it only went one round...or one pole. Poor Scooter...hormones...
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    Bargaining Chops

    -------------- Hah! Take THAT, you -- you -- FROG you! And THAT! And...oh...that... Wonderful fluff indeed. Yeah, the "platter fits" line is so early-TMS, snarky Kermit that it works. The whole scene is one I could imagine taking place in, say, season 3 or thereabouts? Much fun! LOVE the...
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    Calendar Oneshots: Junebugs & Hot Sparks.

    -------------- Nicely done Ed! Your chops have improved; some nice turns of phrase in here. I particularly loved the whole boys-looking-at-girls bit. Can perfectly imagine the Muppet-in-headlights stares and gawky bobbing Adam's apples (do bears and dogs and aardvarks have those? we know frogs...
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    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    ------------ Holy @#$#&*^^#!!! MAN you packed a lot of wonderfulness into that! Brava! Okay, break it down now... Fleet actually said "My patootie"? Has he spent time in Georgia lately or something?? LOVE the rat/hack dynamic with Harve and Fleet. LOVE the brashness of the rat's phone call...
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ------------ Thanks guys! I haven't actually decided what else to slam Van Neuter with. Working for the bad guys is never a good idea, though... You'll see Constanza again soon. Along with some others I bet you thought I'd forgotten about. And hey, it wouldn't be a comedic horror story without...
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    Dinosaurs: Writer's Block

    -------------- Hah...now I get the appeal. :news: ---------------
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    Seven Ball Tango

    -------------- Of course, now I'm curious WHY you may no longer play Monopoly... A fun start! I was a little surprised at the "club in your pocket" line, but what the hey. I agree Muppets should have normal love lives, so go for it, you wacky kids! I really enjoy the one-liners and offhanded...
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    Brothers and Sisters

    --------------- LOVE both the choice of song and the idea of Muppets and Fraggles all singing together -- well, okay, ONE Muppet, but he does have a pretty good voice! And looking forward to a parkour competition! YAAY for the breakdown of species differentiators! -----------
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    The Doctor Who Thread

    -------------- It's been a while, I see... Have finally caught up with most of Matt's first season now. (I will watch "The Pandorica Opens" tonight!) I was hesitant to get into him because I really, really loved Tennant...and the very first ep changed my mind. What an adorkable character! And...
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    Politics on MC

    -------------- Heh heh heh...King, I like ya, man, BUT there are ONLY THREE Star Wars films. Nuff said. -------------------
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    What made you roll your eyes today thread?

    --------------- Try Vitacraves or the Target generic form, then. I take gummi vites. They're neat. But princess shaped? Frog no. Now...gummi worm vitamins would be REALLY fun... ------------
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    BOO! The "What Scared You Today?" Thread

    -------------- Ever try lighting them on fire? They DON'T DIE. All that will be left after the nuclear meltdown will be those things and Keith Richards. And maybe Strom Thurmond. :concern: Isn't he dead finally?? Yeah...so? ---------------
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    The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

    ----------- I give up. Why IS a celebrity like a farmhouse? ------------
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    Happy Birthday, D'Snowth!

    ------------- It ain't a real birthday 'less you got some moon pies to go with them grape Ne-his... --------------
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Thirty-Eight “Hallo! An welcome to zee premierrr rromantic show on ze televeezhon! Ah am your host, Incredibly Handsome Pew!” The camera cut to a shapeless blue blob in a tuxedo. “Last tahme, our beseeching bachelor Gustar was having much trouble deeciding between zeez duex amazeeng...
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    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    ----------- Hang in there Chris. Keep reminding yourself there isn't anything to stress over and take deep breaths... Heralde, sorry people are being cruel to you. Think, though: this means only that they are lesser people, too wrapped up in their own insecure BS to be proper humans. (Assuming...
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