Search results

  1. newsmanfan

    When you need to rant...

    Heh...having an alcoholic relative has already put me permanently off the smell of gin. ----------------
  2. newsmanfan

    The "Have You Ever Wondered..." Thread

    You live in a much stranger clime than I do, friend. Except for "mustache day" once a year at my last workplace, have seen nothing of the sort anywhere. Hey Snowth. Soul patch! ----------
  3. newsmanfan

    What do/did you want to be when you grow up?

    Er...Hollywood wants me to become a fresh marketable new idea? Hmm. How much are they paying? --------------------
  4. newsmanfan

    Songs You Can't Stand

    Not really, no. Some of his videos were quite creative..."Thriller," "Ghosts," from an eye-candy standpoint...but no. Pop is still pop, and they all sound the same to me...yawn-inducing and mostly in four-four time. Haven't any pop bands ever heard of, of, I don't know, chord or time signature...
  5. newsmanfan

    How would you describe yourself?

    Oh, I didn't know we were doing THAT kind of profile! Do you have a Speedos pic to go with it? :eek: In THAT case: I pop microwave salsa flavor popcorn perfectly with no burnt kernels. I bowl 360. I treasure cute little kewpie dolls and their many changes of outfits, which I keep mint in...
  6. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    -------------- :news: *finishes autographing a dvd for Kim and Boober* Rhonda: What exactly is that? :news: I'm not talking to you. You helped slingshot me. Rhonda: Aw c'mon. It didn't hurt! Ya landed on Sam fer cryin' out loud. :news: He has a hard head. It DID hurt. Still not talking...
  7. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ------------- I thought he only worked for cash monies okay? Next up...the next extermination round of... BREAK A LEG! ------------
  8. newsmanfan

    How I Spent My Summer Vacation (A Muppet Fic)

    ------------------ *roaring silently* Oh geez. SO much to love here. I take it "My Stepfather, the Pig" is a spinoff of "My Mother the Car"? The American Porcine Theatre Co? Please please tell me that at least there does not in actuality exist a stage version (with music, no less) of "Three's...
  9. newsmanfan

    Eight Ball Rhumba

    -------------- I really liked your insight into Fozzie and how he managed to get through those awful days in Reno. (If saying "awful days in Reno" isn't redundant already...) As terrified as he told Kermit he was of the Moopets, it's nice to see him working through his fears with a...
  10. newsmanfan

    Your Thoughts: "The Muppets" Theatrical Film

    ------------ Jamie, much as I love that letter, you have to give us the source!! Ru, loved your list of what you loved about the film. I have a couple to add: from the extras: Walter's whistle stopping every danged cab on the street. Probably every one within a two mile radius. "This just...
  11. newsmanfan

    LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

    -------------- Please tell me we're talking the classic silent film, NOT the frogawful Andrew Lloyd Cribber hack job stolen from obscure 19th-century composers... but yeah. Of course Deadly would be the Phantom! -----------
  12. newsmanfan

    When you need to rant...

    -------------- I wish chemists would come up with an anti-drug-addiction vaccine...were such a thing even vaguely possible. Take it, and if you then take coke or heroin or meth you immediately become so gut-exploding sick you will never, ever want to even smell the stuff again...man, that'd end...
  13. newsmanfan

    Morton Downey Jr.

    ------------- And like today's similar trash, it was about 85% staged. Anything for a rating. I had a friend who thought Mort was funny...not himself, but for the sheer stupidity of the show, as a sort of absurdist commentary on how low society had sunk that this drek passed for entertainment...
  14. newsmanfan

    The Anti-Rant Thread

    Which one? ---------------
  15. newsmanfan

    Tim Burton Fans

    Oh! Oh! OH!!!!! *swoon* I collect Gaiman first editions. Loved the quiet weirdness of that one and have been impatiently awaiting a sequel, as the book's ending obviously implies. Selick on that one?? Woo HOOO! Burton: loved the eye candy in "Sleepy Hollow", loved the outright insanity of...
  16. newsmanfan

    The Anti-Rant Thread

    -------------- In one of my fics I implied that Van Neuter has been the victim of a Text Message Breakup... -------------
  17. newsmanfan

    What do/did you want to be when you grow up?

    -------------- Good choices...now what's your day job gonna be? :) ----------------
  18. newsmanfan

    Fan art

    ----------------- Fozzie as Luigi...now that's funny. "K-k-k-kermiiiiiitt!" -----------
Top