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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    MN: (appearing from kitchen with coffee ice cream) All right, it's Friday! (parks on sofa) Tonight, no homework or job-related stuff or anything, all right? We're just going to sit back and be lazy. Nora: I'm hip to that! Is there any butterscotch left? MN: Yeah, plenty. And there's a new...
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    Immortalizing killers

    I can name one victim and one survivor: Cassie Bernall and Patrick Ireland. Can't believe it's been seven years already. I remember coming home from school that afternoon (I was 13 and in 7th grade), turning on CNN and watching the footage from Littleton. It was creepy. It was not too long...
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    Grades

    I'm a junior in college...but a few credits away from becoming a senior. It's 'cause of all those AP credits I racked up in high school.
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    The RHLC!

    The links didn't seem to work for me, so I just went over to the site and went hunting. (ooh, a pun!) I liked that one of him doing Ernie's right hand...but good grief, it looks like Jim's about ready to drag him off balance.
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    Favorite Super Mario Game

    My brother and I only really played the original three Mario games when we were kids, because after that our NES wore out and my parents refused to get another one (to this day, they still disagree over who gave my brother and me the system). But yeah, it was all great fun. We also enjoyed...
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    The RHLC!

    Did Richard play any musical instruments in real life...we know that at least Jerry and Steve played a few musical instruments. But it said in Of Muppets and Men that most of the Muppeteers couldn't sight-read music all that well. Another question to ask Amanda... I don't think Richard sang in...
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    The RHLC!

    Me too; all I know was that they kept running water into the sink and making it talk. And as I recall, Dave Goelz was providing the voice. I think it was all an exercise in ad-lib. As for Richard, I don't know what song he was playing...but to my ears it sounded like an old English ballad or...
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    The RHLC!

    All right, guys, in between the rest of my brain's incoherent nighttime ramblings I had a Muppet dream...and this time, Richard was in it. I guess the dry spell's clearing up. I think the Muppeteers were trying out the concept for some bizarre new show, but in the basement at someone's house...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    MN: (muttering in general direction of computer) Infernally slow server...I've seen snails go faster than that. Nora: Computer problems again? MN: Oh, they're perennial. (leans back in chair) Then again, I might have to run a virus scan or something. Nora: Great. Another person or thing in here...
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    The RHLC!

    Yeah; a burn on the palm would be really crippling...and what happened to your eye? Oh, well...if it's not one thing, it's another. Here's hoping you heal soon.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    MN: Hey, Prawnie, if you need help on that world history homework, feel free to drop by...if you can get it out of Cookie's stomach. (sits down) And I still have to make heads or tails of this paper for English. Nora: What's it on? MN: The poetry of Sylvia Plath. Nora: What fun. Storyteller...
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    The RHLC!

    (enters clubhouse) Wow, not much going on tonight. I figured I might as well tell you: I've had a few Muppet-type dreams lately, after a rather lengthy dry spell. While none of them were specifically about Richard, as far as I recall, I do remember one related to Fraggle Rock. In it, Junior...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    MN: (hauling back in to room) I'm back. Where's Nora? Storyteller (looks up from sewing): She went off to have tea with Mrs. Farley and her family. MN: Ah. And speaking of tea...(grabs pot and pours out a cup). What's that you're working on? Storyteller: Oh...see, it's a new quilt for my room...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (Nora has done an impressive nosedive into one of her books at the kitchen table; MN has done the same thing at her desk in her room.) Storyteller: (sorting postcards from Gobo) Goodness, it's like we've got some flowers from the Caves of Boredom in here. Nora: I'm sorry, Storyteller, but I...
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    The Muppy Show.

    It was Scooter who was talking to Kermit, and Muppy belonged to J.P. Grosse. Miss Piggy's dog was named Foo-Foo. Scooter was an all right kid in that episode, but Muppy was one pushy pup.
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    The RHLC!

    Indeed, and a Richard quote is often the best cure for a lethargic funny bone. I've read that story about the Muppeteers coping with Jim's death, and when I read what Richard had to say, I thought, in terms of tone and emotions, he felt kind of helpless right then. Going through one of those...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (in room 7, Chez News, the occupants are working on their contributions to the party buffet table) Nora: How's the quiche coming? MN: Should be done in a few minutes. What's the status report on the garlic bread? Storyteller: Ready to go as soon as the quiche comes out. Give us a reading on the...
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    The RHLC!

    Oh, stop. :) If I were really going to steal the ashes, I wouldn't have advised Amanda to keep an eye on them, now would I? I was just worried that some other fan would take the ring idea a step too far... Let's see...a deranged fan stealing the cremated remains of someone...would that be...
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    The Third Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Award Ceremony!!

    Storyteller (bawling into a handkerchief): It's so beautiful! MN: Pipe down, it's not over yet. Nora (scanning program): Okay...I think we still need to do the Fuzz/Badge/Police/P.I... MN: Miss Piggy is within earshot. Read with caution unless you want a body cast. Nora: er...Best Moderator...
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    The RHLC!

    You can do that? You're right, that is a tad creepy. Now you can really wrap your relatives around your finger! Or maybe...ooh, wait a minute. (calls into another room) Amanda, you and the family might want to keep a closer eye on your uncle's ashes! Just fooling! ;) And yes, I did hear that...
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